Well fuck them for trying to be original and shit, huh?

There have been routers in every style, shape and size. We would’ve called it a router regardless.

Low hanging fruit/10

oh my GOD we missed out on an Iron Man Metroid Prime game!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s easy to say that when your expected release date looks like 2030 since all you have shown is a friggin controller at this point...

Not only did he run, but he could also end said run with a fucking clothesline and blasting the ever loving PISS out of you.

This remake (if done at LEAST equally right as RE2) is going to be one for the ages. It’s on my “top games to get a remake” wishlist, with good company like Crystalis, Def Jam Fight for New York,…

Ya know, I’m just have to disagree all around mate. Dimensions change all the time and with how flexible mobile pages and apps in the android ecosystem are, I think things will be just fine.

Plus that clamshell is going to be a life saver for screens. It was honestly my biggest selling point on the Fold.

A DT piece about finding gold under a rock?  Yes, please. All day.

I wanna know what kind of dirt Joe Buck has on the people who keep picking him to be the voice of their broadcasts because holy shit it must be fucking salacious 

Dropped it midway through S2.  Too much child nudity.

Can he just keel tf over from a heartattack already or sumn?

It would make sense with the huge gap delay in filming S5 of BCS. Gotta match up all these plot points!

yeah fuck that guy hes just mad a person with dwarfism has a bigger cock

Sounds like a wicked good DnD character class combo.

-1 star for low hanging fruit

the entire time i was reading the article, i just KNEW someone was going to make this type of joke. aaaaand here we are.

Attacking.

theres a sex joke in there somewhere...

Much like how the NFL loves to broadcast the fines and penalties of any player that so much as spits on the field inappropriately, they too need to keep that same energy when it comes to holding each individual offic..c....BWAHAHAHAH I ALMOST MADE IT THROUGH HAHAHAA

(Fuck the NFL)

ITS ALWAYS THE LUDDITES 

Shut up, wordy nigga.

This makes me smile.