I sat in a library over the course of the summer in 1997 playing this. I remember having to find a guide on how to get out of the underwater sunken ship because emulation hadnt gotten far enough to render it properly, so you were essentially walking blind for that part of the game.

Great times. I remember it well.…

I didnt see any punches thrown.

God fucking damn it, I try my best to steer clear of spoilers for Marvel movies because it’s the only ones I go to the theater to see anymore, and this shit slaps me in the face on Gizmodo because you all HAVE to cross post every fucking thing you all write about on every fucking site under the umbrella.

God, I’d hate to be around you IRL. You’re the one getting checked I’ll bet, probably often, and you can’t stand it because you’re a little twerp. You’re dripping of that always pushing up your glasses, snotty nose know it all that annoys the living shit out of everyone and could never take a hint that you should just…

Keep licking those bootheels. Ill still stand up for you.

“In the age of video we live in now, if you are really right, you will be vindicated. If not, you will be held accountable.”

“He should have just stayed sitting down and shut up.”

Kind of upset no one has mentioned this is a riff on Micro Machines for the NES...

So, I wonder what made Calipari pass on this kid?

You’re John C. Reilly damn right it was.

umm...was the trunk a metaphor, or...

That is the most Asian Hulk Ive ever seen and we have an Asian Hulk in the canon now...

“it also wears out its welcome fast, spiraling players into a ceaseless collectathon full of frustrating puzzles, technical difficulties, and aimlessness”

Just rename these “Highlight the bugs and glitches Reel” already....

“hmm how can i be sure i get free press for my shitty designs...I KNOW, Ill link it to something extreme and controversial...lemme google that...4chan fits the bill.”

Jesus is this another uninspired shit meme youre all going to subscribe to for the next 3 months?

Now the real question is, how fast will people make this into a meme...$20 says it will have something to do with flying dicks.

Or Trump. Probably Trump. Can’t wait.

Bought a 3 pack. All 3 failed within 2 months.

Bought a 3 pack. All 3 failed within 2 months.