These Acker cords are shit tho...

These Acker cords are shit tho...

Friend tried to sell me on Amway. The convo gets worse and it got a bit personal past the bottom.

So, this is what it takes for Deadspin to cover Kentucky...

Kentucky hates Indiana simply because Louisville gets aped so hard by Southern Indiana. They even go so far as to try and push ‘Kentuckiana’ on us.

“B-B-BUT YOU CLICKED ON IT! IT’S NOT LAME, YOU’RE LAME!”

This is what you sound like, BiS. You’re above this.

i can literally taste them right now.

“Here is my penis and I shall use it to have sex.”

With a Hadouken this weak...I bet this guy’s main is Dan.

It me

Dr. Doolittle 2017

Someone write it and give the lead to...

after a throw that far, she will surely see zero dawns

I thought those were just step helpers all these years...now I’ll think of the gruesome way Jayne Mansfield was killed instead.

Awesome.

I thought Kanyon was Mortis?

At not getting the recruits he wants. Ha!

*snuggles up in my UK blanket and sleeps on a mattress with a box spring made from 100's of Cal’s book*

“Another +1"

STUNNING work on the weapon. How long did it take to make? Did you do it or did you have it commissioned?

Seriously, zero platitudes. You killed it. Very well done.

You’re funny. I like you.