I’ll add my voice to the chorus that says the Telluride is MUCH larger than the Outlander. Automakers talk about an inch in length of a vehicle as being a sizable increase, and the Telluride is a full foot longer. As they do when talking about a few hundred pounds being a big weight difference. Even seeing them on the…

The extra space in SUVs is non-existent. I looked at EVERYTHING when my wife wanted to upgrade after our first kid, and very few vehicles had enough space. The Durango would have had less room behind me than her 2002 Sentra. But hey, three rows...

We get it, you like it. But waaaaaay too many of us don’t. It looks like someone made a sedan version of a Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk, but without the charm. And they used old Civic taillights.

The first one that popped to mind: The 2CV from the criminally underrated Bond film “For Your Eyes Only.”

It’s as if they were....organized....

It’s lovely, very well done, and those rims are the business, but the whole is not greater than the sum of the asking price. ND.

I am on board with this, but why not a Kizashi? Yeah, it’s less dorky looking, but it’s also less dorky looking!

I used to roll between the front and rear seats in my dad’s 1972 Ranch Wagon. I do not allow that for my kids.

It’s also hard to come back from being hit by a Camry going 50 mph.

New cars are better than old cars in every way except feel. Electric power steering, drive by wire, incredible sound deadening and similar all take the physical connection to the driver out of the way.

On BMW forums, we used to say that their lifetime fluid lasted the life of the transmission.

There’s a job:  “I sex chickens at the feed shop!”

I gave up on doing my own oil a long time ago. my dad, who would squeeze life out of a dollar like DT squeezes life out of an old Jeep, gave up and started taking his car in for changes. It was cheaper than buying the oil, and he got a free cup of coffee, so he was happy.

“Except for one thing—the filter—I am a true-blue believer to the bitter end in the superiority of Fram filters...”

That sinking feeling that you’re driving around in a ticking financial time-bomb?

I said it for that new Chevy pickup, and I’ll say it again: There ain’t enough beer in the world to make that pretty.

There ain’t enough beer in the world to make that thing beautiful.

Buy a car, get a gun. As a dealer, do you really want people who are angry about a repair quote fully armed?

No to mention the grille looks crooked.

Just call it Girth Brooks and be done with it.