I have three:

Well, it was, but that isn’t the point. The point is the the Marauder was slow compared to average family sedans with V6s. Anyone that looked at performance numbers at all was going to be able to see that.

OK, I am Canadian, so forgive me for asking: How in the Hell is this legal in any way, shape or form? You are guilty of no related crime, but they get to keep your stuff?  It’s ludicrous on every level.

There is only one livery that this van should have.....

Not to mention that the same model year Accord V6 was half a second faster to 60.

You mean the Explaurus chassis?

I had an 87 LS.  With the rear seats down, I got a double futon home in the hatch one day.

Agreed. When we went that direction literally no other vehicle that was on our list could come close for interior space.

I had a ‘98 CSVT. It remains my favourite car that I have ever owned.

Just putting my fire-retardant suit on here.....

I am not big on lamb, but swapping half of the ground beef for lamb in chili is recommended.

Maybe it’s my anti high-blood pressure diet speaking here, but damn those meals look delicious.

I once saw a car with the windows tinted clear red. Nothing for darkness, just clear red, and done poorly. Including the windshield.

OK, Luc Donckerwolke could probably argue chapter and verse as to why this design works, but in reality it is jarring. I also suspect it won’t age well.

Striking? Sorry, but this is not good-looking to my eyes. The Kia version looks better. This just looks like they applied the Genesis headlights and interior to a meh blob.

David, you say that you’re a bad dancer with no shame. I am not surprised.

Any Mazda6 with a 4-cylinder and a stick. I had a 2009 for 7 years, and it was close to perfect, but it just needed a bit (not a lot) more oomph. A detuned version of the Mazdaspeed 3 motor with about 225 hp would have been about perfect, but instead, to get more power you had to buy the big, automatic-only V6.

Happy birthday David! 

As a former CSVT owner, I endorse this message.

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