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Or, you know, the current medication of the many of us who have adult acne...?

All the stories say federal loans. I would have loved to hear something about making private student debt dischargable in bankruptcy.

Good.

It’s not really self centered if you take in today’s social climate. Think about it, say someone who knows Patton very well calls him up with condolences but doesn’t tweet about condolences, what happens online? You get nosy people calling you “cold,” “mean,” “selfish” and “uncaring” for not saying anything about your

Do menopause hot flashes sync up? I don’t recall that episode exploring that in the Golden Girls...

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

At least go all the fucking way and just whitewash the entire setting. Move it to New York if you’re going to insist on ScarJo as the main character rather than trying to pass her off as Asian.

And baby showers, which are one million times worse than weddings.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

it helps build the illusion (delusion) that you yourself aren’t far from celebrity status and all it implies, and also that these people could be your friends.

Is that one girl in the prom duo picture spread grabbing her date’s junk?

Sounds too familiar...

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Tbh I do not know who Wentworth Miller is but my heart goes out to him and I love that post on his facebook.

Not to be nit picky, but if she has cancer in her lymph nodes, she has metastatic disease, and somewhere, there is invasion (i.e., it is no longer just DCIS).

I recently read that under sedation we’re all flexible, that it’s the pain that causes us to stop before our limits. Next time I have surgery I want the anesthesiologist to bring me out just enough that I could, for once in my life, do a split.

Bigots, uh, find a way

Yes, Yoko. We all pee.