“What happened this past week is the NRA, the whole blame ISIS thing, said ‘hey, don’t look at the guns, look over here, divert your attention, take your eyes off the problem,’ because they don’t want to face the embarrassment of their failure in this gun control area, and they want to cover their butts and not talk…

(Marcia Clark did have the longer perm, but it was pre-trial. She gets the shorter perm just before the trial starts. The show shifts the hairstyles forward on the Marcia-Clark-haircut-timeline. I know too fucking much about Marcia Clark’s hair. Too much.)

I know! I audibly gasped when I heard the news!!

Everyone was flawless on the Leftovers this season, the lack of nominations is depressing me. It’s even sadder that no one was watching it :(.

Woah. The pencils were just full of wood? Thats bullshit.

This is going to sound dumb, but here it goes: I had no idea you could ask for samples when you buy stuff at Sephora. I mean, I’ve asked for specific foundation samples for testing purposes before, but I didn’t know they had freebies at the counter, all pre-packaged and shit.

Jojoba is the closest “oil” to sebum - I say “oil” because it is actually a wax. Great for removing eye makeup too.

What the hell I always look like an angry troll in my ID photos.

I got snared by the freecreditreport.com bullshit when I was in my 20s, and I’m usually savvy about that kind of thing. That shit was infuriating. Those commercials made me want to hurl a brick through the TV.

I have a pair of cropped tuxedo pants that I bought last year, but still haven’t worn because I realized they made my legs look like peg-legs. yar.

Bless you Mark. This is perfect.

They are teeth dipped in blood.

The puppies are up for adoption.

It’s to promote the adoption of shelter dogs (http://theshelterpetproject.org/)

The puppies are to promote shelter dogs: http://theshelterpetproject.org/

Haters gonna — ah fuck it.

“Don’t worry. I was a Democrat too when I was your age.”