But How Will I Know If Jaden Really Said Those Things If Every Word Isn’t Capitalized?

I hate to sully Dr. Who, but River Song is that you?

YES. The gag issue was the #1 reason why I switched. Most of them smell like a grandma or a lysol soaked flower - fine for some, not for me.

YES. The gag issue was the #1 reason why I switched. Most of them smell like a grandma or a lysol soaked flower -…

OLD SPICE. Yep it’s for men, and I don’t care because it’s amazing. It’s huge, cheap, available everywhere (and in travel sizes), it doesn’t leave white marks on my clothes or pits, and it works really well even though it’s not an antiperspirant. I use “Wolfthorn” and it smells like candy.

OLD SPICE. Yep it’s for men, and I don’t care because it’s amazing. It’s huge, cheap, available everywhere (and in…

oh the sleuthing. SWOON

I know, right!?

This was an urban legend in my home town, except the kid didn’t think it was a balloon - they thought it was a twinkie (which makes me feel terrible for that poor, farsighted child who who lacked a sense of touch and smell).

Thanks for the palate cleanser.

How could someone this stupid make it through vet school?

I’m going to meld last week with this week. This is a sick burn I WISH I had the balls/brains to serve in Jr. High:

SICK BURN

What do you dilute it with?

I'm going to piggyback: if BHAs don't agree with your skin, one of the mildest AHAs you can use is lactic acid. Silk Naturals makes a good cheap one. Lactic Acid is a humectant, so if it makes you greasier than you'd like, there is always glycolic acid, which a ton of brands make in lower potency: Paula's Choice,…

It could be perioral dermatitis, which is a BITCH to get rid of. This is what it looks like. If it is POD, don't ever ever ever put a cortisone cream on it, even if a doctor prescribes it - if a doctor is not in the know, they may be unaware that topical steroid creams make POD much worse.

I second trying rosehip oil, but I have to add a disclaimer: it can be problematic for some acne prone skin. The brand I bought actually stated that they don't recommend it for acne, so of course I broke out like a motherfucker. On the plus side, it's a very "dry" oil and works well for oilier skin, and it seems to be…

Just to give an alternate experience: I tried Paula's Choice "Clear" BHA exfoliant for about a month and it didn't work for me at all. It didn't dry my skin out, but did give me 6+ cystic zits plus a bunch of non-inflamed acne. It took a full month for it to clear. AHAs work much better for me.

I think there is a difference between breaking out after using an active ingredient for the first time (AHAs, BHAs, retinol) and breaking out after using an inactive ingredient for the first time (non-medicated face wash, moisturizer/toner, oils). I always try to give the actives a full month before giving up, but if…

I can't be the only one that does the ole' side crotch pull when I need to pee while wearing a one-piece.

Also, a lot of commercially available aloe contains alcohol to get that cooling sensation. It's bad for any kind of skin.