To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this country, because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.

She was wrong about Cosby but is right about the social media/internet fueled rush to judgment/mob mentality that I’m uncomfortable with as well.

Well, they’re not gross if you use a fresh one every time you shower. They are gross if you keep the same one in the shower for days at a time.

Probably because women are often shamed into not discussing abortion, and here is a semi famous one freely broaching the topic. The brief review seems complimentary.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

It looks like macaroni noodle dipped in gold — perfect for a Trump in your life!

They aren’t called Congressmen, though; just state representatives.

Here is Taylor making her way to her SUV from another angle.

Nothing in this Dirt Bag interests me more than the thing I can’t see.

This looks horrible!

God, she had the ultimate “Let me speak to your Manager” haircut.

I mean shit I’m embarrassed by how I acted at 27, I can’t imagine having to go all the way back to being a teen. Fuck!

Definitely Reformation-esque

Or, you know, the current medication of the many of us who have adult acne...?

All the stories say federal loans. I would have loved to hear something about making private student debt dischargable in bankruptcy.