Good.

It’s not really self centered if you take in today’s social climate. Think about it, say someone who knows Patton very well calls him up with condolences but doesn’t tweet about condolences, what happens online? You get nosy people calling you “cold,” “mean,” “selfish” and “uncaring” for not saying anything about your…

Do menopause hot flashes sync up? I don’t recall that episode exploring that in the Golden Girls...

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

At least go all the fucking way and just whitewash the entire setting. Move it to New York if you’re going to insist on ScarJo as the main character rather than trying to pass her off as Asian.

And baby showers, which are one million times worse than weddings.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

it helps build the illusion (delusion) that you yourself aren’t far from celebrity status and all it implies, and also that these people could be your friends.

Is that one girl in the prom duo picture spread grabbing her date’s junk?

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Tbh I do not know who Wentworth Miller is but my heart goes out to him and I love that post on his facebook.

Not to be nit picky, but if she has cancer in her lymph nodes, she has metastatic disease, and somewhere, there is invasion (i.e., it is no longer just DCIS).

I recently read that under sedation we’re all flexible, that it’s the pain that causes us to stop before our limits. Next time I have surgery I want the anesthesiologist to bring me out just enough that I could, for once in my life, do a split.

Bigots, uh, find a way

Yes, Yoko. We all pee.

BIGGEREST SWERVE: The power couple Rory and Paris are planning their wedding now that it’s legal and that’s why everyone is back in town.

This is so not how I remember it. She had a permed mullet and a cocktail dress the first time she appeared on the news in this case, touring OJs house. She wouldn’t have had time for a makeover. Then, she got the short haircut and fresh perm, probably in order to look better for the trial. It wasn’t a dramatic change…

Paulson (hopefully) finally won her Emmy last night. Watching Marcia strut into the courthouse all confident and feeling pretty, then slowly crumbling as everyone mocks her, was HEARTBREAKING.