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Oh, fuck off, Maisie. We all remember what it was like to be 17. In fact, the reason we don’t care is that we’ve all been there. Complaining about it makes you sound like a spoiled brat.

You’re a better person than me. I hate teens. I just dress like one.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Ah, if only she knew how much 17 (depressingly) feels like yesterday.

Man, I feel this so hard. I used to say that I wasn’t attracted to Asian men. I had only seen a few growing up and didn’t find the ones I knew attractive. HOWEVER, I grew the fuck up, moved around a lot more and ended up on the west coast and yeah...had to take that back real quick. Sometimes it’s a combo of embedded

Look at the comment history and treat the poster accordingly.

you’re tellin me... I’ve been raising money for detained mothers and children — you know, people trying not to be raped and murdered — for the last 3 months, and I’m at 15k... shameless plug. Help us out so we can have more money than the bigoted Indiana pizza shop (but like, who wants pizza from Indiana anyway?): http

“Hateful bigots get boycotted for discriminating, claim hateful discrimination”.

I don’t know if I actually agree with you that violent threats are worse than homophobia (I’m kind of tipsy and not thinking very deeply tonight), but you make a good point regardless. Threats of violence really aren't okay.

Does this go against their policies? I don’t get how those things work really.

“Family-owned business falls victim to culture war.” Funny how that whole “personal responsibility” thing never applies to white Christians.

Is it really a disease when a woman gets it?

No.

No kidding. Mine was reminiscent of a octopus trying to eat a rock. I was the rock. It wasn't a good scene.

My wedding was at a brewery and we ordered 40 pizzas instead of having a caterer. My wedding was fun as fuck.

It is soooooo creepy to me the level of interest in 2 young people kissing (and fucking), particularly when they are YOUR FAMILY. Five seconds ago they were barely allowed to side hug (LOL) and now everyone is making extremely thinly veiled jokes about them fucking in a back room of the church and everyone is all, LOL

You know what? Keanu Reeves.

I'm a parent. I did not have kids because I thought it was the right thing to do for the world. I had kids because I wanted them. It's probably the most selfish thing I ever did. Now that they are here I do unselfish things for them. But the having of them was definitely all for me.

But they are still more expensive than most countries, University fees in America for every University is too high.