BeyonceIsTheFirstFeminist should be my new username.

Costco and Walmart are not even in the same ZIP code morally.

While tripping on Acid and Mushrooms (any psychedelic really) your senses are flooded open. The very first time I tripped on mushrooms when my friend asked me how it was, I responded with "It felt like I was a little kid again." Everything is just so awe inspiring. Everything feels new, everything tastes, smells, and…

He looks like he smells bad and breathes out of his mouth.

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

Unpopular opinion; but I like the dress. It's very lacy and pretty and shows off her (minimal) goodies without showing too much. I like.

Short hair bride: just rock your short hair. Seriously. If you like it then keep it.

Esther Williams makes a high/mid rise bikini in the same Emerald green!

I love the J.Crew bikini bottoms (the bikini shorts are great too). They lay smoothly, don't dig into my hips, and make my butt look great. My youngest sister swears by Victoria'S Secret hipster bottoms, and while I don't shop there, they do look great and I may need to try them this year to freshen up my favorite…

It did for me! I know it increases cell turnover and it's an exfoliant so that probably has something to do with it. Retin-A is amazing and I can't recommend it enough if your skin can handle it (I dilute my prescription lotion since it's super drying). It also fights acne and is the most scientifically proven…

Some unsolicited first-aid info: don't ever (ever!) put any sort of cream, lotion, balm etc. on a burn until you're sure all the heat has gone out of it. For small burns like this one, you're looking at a full day minimum. Run it under the cold tap for at least 10 minutes and then keep it dry. That goes for sunburn…

J Crew swim suits are great, if for no other reason than that they come in bra sizes and are true to size. Nothing crazier than trying to buy an underwire swim top in S, M or L.

I swear by J.Crew swimsuits. I've had my red bikini (with actual support for my chest!) for about 4 years and it's still in great shape.

For swimwear, I recommend J.Crew (expensive, but I've had 1 suit for 9 years and another for 5), Lands End , and Garnet Hill; they all sell a great assortment of bikinis, one pieces, and tankinis. Also, if you find a top you love from one site, don't box yourself in to buying the matching bottom if you don't love it.…

RE: The wedding hair question.

Keep your scar out of the sun! Put sunscreen over it and maybe even a bandage or wrap. It's sun exposure that really 'sets' a scar.

Per my doctor, Mederma and silicone sheets do nothing for scars. I complained I wasn't getting results using them on a fresh one of mine, after a couple of months, and she tried very hard not to laugh at me and explained gently that nobody does - though sometimes they confuse the natural fading and/or flattening…

The meme should be changed to "If Carol dies, we riot."