I said "keratosis pillaris", which has manyy more syllables. But yes I'm rather amazed at the number of people who seem to be in the same boat.

I don't even have acne. I said I read that study about it helping for wrinkles and they gave me some.

or you can be in my situation where your HMO will keep refilling your Retin-A prescription for years but never let you actually see a dermatologist!

There are planty of ideas out there. Hollywood is just too scared to take a chance.

Semi-serious question: Are we triggering each other right now?

I would normally judge about a picky rider request, but guacamole is something that should be taken very seriously.

REALLY. THE WORDS "A LOVE STORY" ? That's fucking bullshit.

Such a Persian thing to be obsessed with the nose. If you look at the women, we have all had our noses done at some point.

It has pretty decent longevity as long as you go for the more vibrant or dark shades, but if you pick a nude? I, at least, have had zero luck. Plus, like I said in my other comment, the bleeding on your burrito is going to happen. The first time I used the OCC lip tars, I was PISSED because I was looking at my burrito…

Ditto Seche! Though I've just started using Sally Hansen Insta-Dry and I think it actually makes polish last a bit longer than SV (three days instead of two). Also, if you're getting bumps or bubbles, try letting your base coat and first coat of polish dry COMPLETELY before continuing. (Tho SV or similar top coats are…

Ha! I was about to recommend Seche Vite and OCC.

Temptalia.com has a pretty big library of shade swatches and a dupe list — you're BOUND to be able to find something there.

Do you mean "'Red', She Said"?

How concerned should I be about arsenic and lead on my lips? I switched from benetint to lollitint for unrelated reasons but haven't seen a lot of alternatives and I love it so much I've just been trying to forget I saw that study. Am I poisoning myself in the name of lazy beauty?!

I'm pretty comedian Amy Schumer is just acting like human Amy Schumer and doing whatever shit she thinks is funny and works for her. I don't really care if you like her humor, but if you don't want to sound like an asshole you might want to drop the "female comedian" as a qualifier for not liking her bits.

Are you advocating for gendered comedy, where only men get to use lowbrow/potty humour? If so, I don't think that's a solution to anything.

I had a relative ask me what's up with the bumps on my face. Uhh it's adult acne, don't act like you've never seen it.

My twins are on the autism spectrum. They are verbal and high functioning so they don't have a lot of the "bad" traits people associate with autism. Still, I get so pissed when people say they don't want vaccines because "Autism!" because they rather risk their kids dying painful deaths then have kids like mine.

To steal a quote from Jezebel I saw last night, if I can't send my kid anywhere with a PB&J sandwich for public health reasons, I shouldn't be allowed to send them anywhere without an MMRV.

The one ingredient I'd like to see more companies exclude in face moisturizers, foundations/powders and BB creams is fragrance. For me, added/unnecessary fragrance is such an irritant and I also don't see why a primer or cover-up has to be so heavily perfumed. There are so many products that I've love to try, but…