I just watched this ep, and I gotta say: I'm so, so bored by this season.

Reading "permit me to ask another stupid question" gave me m'ladychills.

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He also claims to be some kind of master criminal check cashing czar:

Yeah! Vin Diesel worked hard for YEARS in the business before he got recognition and is an immensely gifted voice actor. I will agree that Kim can pound sand, though.

Boy I really wish fate would quit forcing you to write such insane bullshit!

If you have no control between a thought entering your head and performing that action, you have some serious issues. Because no, that's not how humans operate. I was seized with a strong desire to jump in when I saw the Niagara Falls for the first time but I didn't fucking do it because I have fucking impulse…

I worked (for a short time) in an emergency vet clinic and shadowed my supervisor while walking pet owners through the paperwork prior to euthanization. There are so many people of average-or-less means who make their pets' lives very happy while they are around, will go to great lengths and pull every social…

Ya See, BILL, he listens to the Rape accusations that gives him the brain damage with his dodging and his weaving and his dodging and his weaving. SO he don't know what the TRUTH is all about!

Buffy people? Remember how no one could remember that Ben was Glory and Glory, Ben? I had to hear the rape allegations 3 times before they stuck. My mind wanted to reject the whole concept, even though I'm all for outing and punishing rapists

Change adoptive daughter with pet poodle.

The comments on that blog are hilarious!!

I don't blame her dumbass. Anyone can run, really.

Agreed. But you just KNOW it'll be her parents and her "advisors" running the show.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't think 18 year olds should be eligible to serve as state legislators. The idea of 18-year-old me (with all of the crazy and stupid shit I used to believe at that age) having serious decision making authority over people's lives makes me shudder. We have age requirements for…

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!

I remember going to a concert at Verizon center a few months ago and some teen was begging her mom for a shirt AND a record and her mom was like, "No! You can have one or the other, not both" (fair, you're footin' the bill). And my friend and I were in line to buy a shirt each, a record, and a bunch of other bullshit,…

From what I can remember and what I realize now as a 31-year-old, how you feel and respond to things as a teenager might be special to oneself but it's also very limited, which is normal and not particularly interesting. Teenagers lack the charm and good skin of children and they also lack the depth and knowledge of…

That photo needs a milk moustache