Even if Nicole Kidman hadn’t done the ol’ double cross, Haley’s decision to put her on the stand was inexcusable. What was the master plan for that witness? Have her set forth her “expert” opinion on Hugh Grant’s character? How much of an expert could she be when she had zero knowledge of his infidelity? Did she ever…

Maybe the worst written court room scenes of all time. 

I can’t see this lasting more than a couple of seasons. Eventually they have to find Forrester, and after that the tension is gone.

You’re the tentpole series now dawg! 

I still think the first Despicable Me was really good.

Well, I’m sure there’ll be some uproar gainst Riz once they hear of it.

Gonna disagree - this is probably one of the safer shows to record during a pandemic. One contestant at a time. Outside. Very distanced. Hosts don’t need to be on set. The water is chlorinated. Let’s hope they clean the obstacles between people though.

Self-preservation can come from an instinctual place rather than a rational decision.

Who’s playing Marvin?

Baldwin and Grammer seem like a better fit for some adult animated show where they can use their best asset, those voices, and won’t have to be rage-depressed or exhausting on set with other actors for long weeks at a time. And for actors who would be about the right age for the third cast member, if they’re all…

Charlie Sheen it is.

He doesn’t have the cleavage to make the plain dress work.

I’m sorry, that was very rude. Respecting the rights of people who do horrible things isn’t the same as endorsing their crimes, and if people made you feel like you need to apologize for caring about human life they were being shitheads. That line of argument just gets to me.

It could be interesting if done seriously and without stakes, and I doubt Fincher is in the best position to do that. But there would be a lot to say, between the omnipresent “help i’m being repressed” of far right populism explaining on all medias that they are muted, the actual attempts to silence cultural critique…

Wait, how is it bragging about something to say that you oppose the death penalty? In the vast majority of cases, despite my best efforts to articulate my point, it’s gone over terribly and made me look horrible to the people I was saying it to, mostly because I don’t argue with people who agree with me. Likewise,…

I hath arrived to fix thine cable box.

I'll cremate anyone that says otherwise.

customers stuck in the store because they didn’t want to be seen leaving Fantasy Island,

What an icon. I feel like whoever takes over hosting (which, let’s be honest, I’m sure the whole reason they did the GOAT series and added him to the staff is so that Ken Jennings could) should be contractually obligated to overpronounce ‘genre’ just for old times sake: