It’s just a reboot of Massive Head Wound Harry for SNL50

Yeah, this is confusing as Hell. I had to look it “Kaufmann Language” and most sites that describe it do so in ways that are thoroughly unhelpful. Best I found was this site:

I mean, I hate it, but it kind of works in a horrible over the top way, in that it’s fully committed to being all gaudy and bad.

They should just do an entire show where there’s an internal monologue for a bunch of kids going through puberty. I’m imagining a great Nick Kroll vehicle.

::touches ear::

I’m being told seven seasons of this show and a two-season spin-off already exist.

My stance is that I may as well believe in Will Smith. If I’m wrong, nothing happens, and if I’m right, I’ll enjoy the full glory of the Willennium.

You have to admit Crushstation is pretty clever. Too bad they seem to have used up all their brain cells after coming up with that name.

Fuck it , I liked Space Force.

Banging? You mean coitus?

I don’t know why they even installed a “crash the boat” button to begin with. 

Their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit in the aisle already, mom’s spaghetti
They’re nervous, only 6 lavatories and none are ready

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

Yeah maybe she was just being specific?

“She also said at the time that Cohen encouraged her to put her finger up his butt in the film’s final scene...”

To be fair, who among us wouldn’t risk federal prison time for a 2010 Ford Escape Hybrid?

yeah, maybe He could do it.

Must have been an underinflated tire.

All movies are pointless.

You know, Lifetime turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

(Article is on this car enthusiast site becuase a Rolls Royce is mentioned in the story...)