Oh the humanity....

Would Liam Neeson do this?

Eh, nobody is resto-modding K5s and then using them for the purpose that they were originally made for. It’s a statement piece, like a brodozer but (in my opinion) cooler. You do it for the nostalgia and to have something different from the run-of-the-mill Range Rovers and Cayennes. You do this electric version simply…

The Omaha Beach scene at least gave us this South Park bit:

Does it not speak for itself?!

If a record falls in the desert, and no independent body is there to verify it, did it happen?

When I was quite young, my dad had a Subaru GL-10(?) that had a digital dash (such technology!). He used to take the car up to 62 mph, ask “are you ready to go 100??” and press the button to change units to km/h. I thought it was WILD we were going 100 miles an hour. Like a lightspeed jump! I could feel it, I swear.

Worse, today isn’t the greatest day I’ve ever known!

Mellon Collie And The Infinite Plus One Sadness

Sure, but this one became the first person in NFL history to have a 2,000 yard rushing season.

“I was saying ‘boo-halen’.” ~ Hans Moleman

“I didn’t know voting was about whether someone has a (R) or (D) after their name.”

Best case scenario is someone who isn’t stupid buying their parents.

I think you’ll find Murray’s lawyer has already used your puns.

Don’t waste your time on me you're already the Yoda inside my yead.

“Given that J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan is noted for being pretty “written in Victorian England” in regards to its attitudes on race.”

The A.V. Club

There’s a lot of fan fic too.

Is it Splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad?

Is that first sentence english?