Here is a quick, free lesson about insults in the English language:

#1 reason: Didn’t bother trying.

All the rational people left ClubRoaster.net when stancetard became the norm, and went to MazdaRoadster.net, which is now a strokefest for rare JDM parts, mainly.

I don’t go to Miata.net. It’s a bad place. I stick to my local Miata forum with people I know and can be an asshole to in person over a cold beer on a hot day after perfecting my skin cancer in midsummer GA heat.

I’m a Miata owner, and I hate those guys too.

I have a Miata and a Mazda 2 and love them both.

As you should.

Have you ever read Torch before? This is fantastic, and he should feel fantastic.

I’m fairly certain the entire Miata will fit if we utilize enough lube.

It’s the Miata, isn’t it? This always happens to me... sigh.

That, sir, is called a rimshot, which is not to be mistaken for a rimjob, which is something completely and utterly different.

I’d love to try it out but since I’m one of those people suffering from the constant random D3DERR_DEVICELOST crashes with no fix in sight from Rockstar I won’t be doing so.

Actually, yes, this sums it up perfectly. Star for you.

I’ve driven one. Honestly, not having a stick isn’t that terrible of a thing - speaking as a guy who prefers manuals and has them in two of three vehicles - as the car requires both hands to wrangle the steering wheel. It’s loud, and squirrely, and obnoxious, and fun. The noise it makes is glorious.

You’re right, life is a fickle mistress.

Oh, I totally meant that as a way to avoid owning a PT Cruiser, not as a response to the other poster.

I mean... suicide is always an option, right?

I’d rather buy this one.

Rooted from “tadger”, if you find penis slang etymology of any interest.

WHERE IS JALOPNIK GO, DAMN YOUR EYES TORCH!