Is it weird that I did too?

What... just... what??

Stop by Road Atlanta on June 3, I’ll get you on the track.

I’d buy it. No need for emissions after 25 years, so I don’t care about that. I’d probably put a passenger seat in it and use it to terrorize more people at track days.

It’s nice. But, I’d rather get a higher-mile example, stuff an air-cooled Porsche flat six into it, then hoon it egregiously.

Even though there aren’t any butt pictures I’m just going to go ahead and pretend that this is today’s NPOCP and vote nice price over that other abomination.

Also yes. Actually now I recall what it was... The Cavalier was labeled as a Toyota to be sold in Japan.

This is good Torchlopnik.

Yo dawg, I heard you like butt tattoos?

Weren’t the last several Cavaliers just Toyota Corollas? This one probably is too. I don’t see the problem here. It’s still better than China’s own offerings to the automotive consumers.

I’ve always figured it’s a bad idea to have anything to do with cars whose names would mean something completely inappropriate if preceded with “anal”. Unfortunately, most Fords fall hip-deep into this category.

Anal Probe
Anal Escort
Anal Escape
Anal Explorer
Anal Expedition
Anal Excursion
Anal Edge
Anal Corsair (butt pirate…

$kaycog simply hasn’t replied yet.

It’ll cost a pretty penny but... you can technically buy one.

Came here to make snarky emissions remark, left satisfied.

this back-and-forth is sort of making me want to punch a hoagie

By the way, should I be concerned with the amount of tingling in my nipples (all sixteen of them) every time I read one of your articles?

This is so elementary.

Williams-Sonoma has the Nespresso Prodigo listed at $187.46 with free shipping, AND you can sign up for their email newsletter to get 15% off.

Williams-Sonoma has the Nespresso Prodigo listed at $187.46 with free shipping, AND you can sign up for their email…

Given his previous charge for reckless driving, I wonder if this is enough to sway him.