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10/10 would restomod and hoon egregiously. NP with a bit of haggle.

I hereby credit you fully with the discovery of the Alabama Barbie Jeep Racing Paradox Theorem.

Bugatti Veyrons. All of them. Every. Single. One. Ever.

Or DID you?

Wreckless driving.

USAA will finance an older vehicle - however they limit the loan to 75% of the vehicle’s bluebook value, and you have to cough up the rest. Good luck finding bluebook values on a Skyline.

The tach is in the wrong place.

How is it that these have managed to remain in the US market but the Mazda 2 was yanked after a single generation?

I’m reading this and thinking to myself, “We need to start a Jalopnik Leaf Demolition Derby League.” I can’t be alone in fantasizing about the potential of absolute satisfaction to be experienced by destroying a large quantity of these pieces of shit.

I get free coffee at work, please explain to me how this works.

Something something Lamborghini doors something something bat signal...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Double Irish with a Dutch sandwich or GTFO. Amateur.

I’d like to submit hub-over-rotor brake designs as a potential runner-up to this list. What the fuck where Honda’s engineers thinking in the 90’s?

Does this include novice riders? I’ve been contemplating buying a bike for a while, and I want something light and nimble (my vehicles reflect my tastes, ‘91 Miata and ‘14 Mazda 2).

This is precisely why I got out of importing in the early aughts. No one who was interested in these cars could actually afford them, and the few that could wanted them titled for street use, though that was impossible thanks to the EPA and NHTSA and fuckups like Motorex. I really need to sit down and write my memoirs…

All of this.

Came here to look for you. Wasn’t disappointed.