No one else in modern Hollywood has been hired to portray himself in a motion picture as many times as this fellow here. Except maybe Dwayne Johnson. It’s really a toss-up between the two.

Seriously. We’ll select the Diablo instead, as it’s period-appropriate and maintains the ridiculous door mechanisms that make Lamborghini famous. I’d edit my original post, but, Kinja.

Oh, very good, I didn’t even consider this one!

How absolutely pedestrian.

Picked random Lamborghini, probably incorrectly, for the fancy doors.

I always thought this looks like the weird, delectable loinfruit of a drunken Paseo/SVX/Gallardo menage-e-trois.

Give this guy a job, seriously.

Wait, what? You want us to IDENTIFY and TREAT our mentally ill instead of ignoring them, placing blame elsewhere and making more laws that inhibit those who act responsibly? Where else have I heard about this tactic? Oh right, guns.

I’m here for the steak and donut shakes?

Why isn’t he wearing the hat? It goes with his shoes.

A neighbor had his R1 stolen from the parking deck of our gated community a couple months ago. They didn’t ride it out, as the entire complex would have heard it. Theory is that it was lifted into the bed of a truck and driven out. No cameras on site. It was just gone.

Not my dad, but my mom. Bought a brand new 2014 Mazda2 last year, had it about two months. Took the parents to my son’s school for a performance. I parallel parked and my mom flung the door open then just pushed it further after the entire bottom edge contacted the sidewalk’s surface.

I’d park one of these in my garage right next to my Miata.

Hell, one of them is hosted at Harvard: http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/pnw/microsoftj…

Am I the only one that thinks this concept would be best served by a first gen Scion xB? It already LOOKS like a toaster.

Dammit, now I’m hungry for a tuna melt.

Elon Musk and his Hyperloop would like to speak to you, sir.

In a bid to compete with Apple, Microsoft releases their own autonomous car on the Windows 21 platform, which will, until the second service pack is released, spontaneously crash for no particular reason unless rebooted at regular intervals, and consume twice as many resources as its counterparts during the course of…

“rail shipping concerns will suffer from decreases in business due to autonomous trucking”

Nah. Autonomous trains will be a thing long before autonomous trucks, and they’ll operate with a 99.99% safety record and a 0.25% margin of error in punctuality.

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