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Huh. I got one of these too and I don’t even own a VW.

It’s a good thing none of the injuries were terminal.

Does anyone else thinks this looks like the loin fruit of a Paseo and a Subaru SVX? Or is it just me?

10/10 Would restomod and hoon egregiously.

Bruh, do you even Jeep?

You can’t add a Jeep to another car and expect to compete with a whole Jeep.

I find myself not caring about the new Ranger because I like small trucks, and the Ranger is no longer a small truck. It appears to have suffered the same fate as nearly every other vehicle on the market and bloated up. I live in a city, and the convenience of a truck isn’t worth the hassle of trying to maneuver/park…

CP because Neon. That’s really enough said. No craptastic 90’s American econoshitbox for me, thank you, especially from this brand.

I think I know the guy that owns this... checking with him now.

7/10 would debadge and hoon egregiously.

What do the length of Subway sandwiches and the age of porn models have in common?

Jarred prefers them both between 6 and 12.

I could get down with that.

Just shy of $200k for a rolling bonfire seems a bit steep to me. You may as well just burn your cash in a big pile now.

I wish I could star this more than once.

• Sport: Base model. Starts at $25,735. Notable standard features: 6-speed manual transmission, 16 inch aluminum wheels, LED headlights, air conditioning, cloth seats, power windows, power locks, 9-speaker audio system with CD player, Bluetooth capability, dual front and side airbags.
  
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Too old, too little power, too many miles, and too little air conditioning to ever make that a consideration for me in Atlanta. Crack pipe. For half the price I’d buy it... and then swap in a 2JZ just to hear fellow Jalops scream.

10/10, would rat-rod.

WTF, have permissions to post articles in oppo, but grey again. Kinja’d.