Ask your wife.

Can we just call Bloomberg- Trump Lite. That is what he is.

Bernie is gonna end up with the most votes and most delegates.

They are totally going to try and fuck him at a brokered convention if he doesn’t get to the majority before the convention starts, and it would probably end the Democratic party as we know it. It would certainly gift the presidency back to the current…

As a person of Jewish heritage here, just let me say that conflating the ancient, beautiful, multivalent traditions of Judaism with the rooted-in-modern-European-ethnonationalism settler-colonial state of Israel is antisemitic as fuck.

The anti-vaxxers forget what this shit looks like because swelling up and exploding like a blueberry isn’t so common anymore.

Maybe I’m misinterpreting their expressions but to me they don’t look terrified. They look solemn and resolute, which is reasonable. Imagine if they showed any kind of pleasure in that moment—it would be used against them and the Dems in general in a heartbeat. Neutral is critical to their optics, and as women who’ve…

According to 538, Hillary Clinton is our president so this whole impeachment thing doesn’t matter.

It should be called Scintilla to represent the most anyone should care.

Calling them cowards is an insult to cowards.

Ohh I’m going to argue that this is a fairly America-myopic viewpoint.

Jacked-up-lantern?

Seconded on all points.

I’m here to support Deadspin and to tell the new ownership that they’re shitty leaders and fucking cowards.

“Other Moranic Birds”

I’m really going to miss this place. Fuck.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Thank you for sticking to sports.

Just want to say that I love how you guys are responding to the seriously ass-brained response from management to your post on the ads yesterday. All of the greatest hits at the top of the page that aren’t related to sports, this article... I love it.

This dude has nothing on the speed with which the vulture capitalists stole the credibility of this site.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.