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The Ball Four Declaration
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i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Jesus. I didn’t realize the cowardly dicks running things actually made them take it down.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

I mean, everyone’s the hero of their own story. I wonder how The Turtle justifies everything to himself, like what kind of warped viewpoint he could possibly have that would make his actions not just acceptable, but the best possible course? Or is he actually one of those few truly evil people who decide to do

McConnel is the engine, Trump is just the NOS.  The accelerant.  The judges Trump is taking credit for?  He has no hand in this save for signing where he’s told.  There were 104 open federal bench seats because of Mitch, and they are being filled by Mitch.  McConnell is reshaping the judiciary, the Senate, and is more

Republicans do not believe in the “greater good”.

To Kentucky & South Carolina next fall you have the opportunity to rid the Senate of two of the most vile creatures on the face of the Earth. In your hands is the power to send Mitch McConnell & Lindsey Graham home. Have the done anything for your state other than to bring eternal shame to it? Are they honorable men?

“I got mine, fuck everyone else” is a Republican cliche for a reason.

Second Amendment folks?

Damn.

Republicans: “Support our troops!”

Mitch came from rather humble backgrounds and had polio himself, but now wants to actively harm children who are struggling.

Trump is just a convenient populist figurehead who keeps the rubes on side. McConnell and his cronies are the actual power behind the throne.

“Vote against your interests” is the GOP’s (largely unspoken) motto. If people took the time to figure out the issues and vote responsibly, the GOP would be gone in 20 years. 

It’s so demoralizing to see how many suffering veterans still take the bait from the GOP that they WOULD cover them and their illnesses if the Dems hadn’t wasted all the money on illegals and lazy people.

Agreed. Trump is an idiot who hurts people through his blundering and greed, but Mitch seems to have sat down and carefully planned out how best to erode democracy and build systems of exploitation.

Much like the home plate ump, guess I was having trouble seeing that half of the plate. 

I like Presidents who don’t get booed at the World Series.