My favorite at the local parlor is a prosciutto pesto pie topped with a fresh arugula salad (basically arugula and shaved parm in a sweet balsamic dressing) after it comes out of the oven. The arugula gets just slightly wilted and the dressing gets a little bit runny and infuses the rest of the slice. Magnifique!

What about when your wife complains when she’s upstairs and you’re downstairs minding your own business letting a few rip? That’s not reasonable.

Oh do fucking go on.

Yes! I forgot to mention the price. Thighs are extremely cheap too. Dark meat is juicier, tastier, cheaper (I don’t give a shit if breast meat is healthier, it’s not as good) and easy to prepare. Brats are another go to. They’re damn near impossible to screw up.

As a lifelong Chicagoan, Cubs fan, and a baseball fan that prefers Comiskey/Cell/G-Spot - the above mentioned story is by far the most quintessential Chicago interaction there is. Militant (and dumb) hot dog opinions included.  

“Chicagoland” is just for all the assholes from the suburbs that like to say they’re from Chicago without flat-out lying.

I’ve been happily married for 10 years. Not once have either my wife or I taken a shit with the door open - secret to a happy marriage.

I dunno, I’ve had chicken caesar pizza slices, I’ve kinda done this too haha

RE: Grilling Guy - Drew mentioned dark meat chicken. I’m no grill master, but boneless/skinless chicken thighs are almost impossible to fuck up. As an alternate to BBQ rub, I like to marinate them in Trader Joe’s Sweet Chili Sauce for a few hours before hand. Whatever your seasoning/sauce preference, you can cook the…

David’s girlfriend, right here.

not only that, but they hate it. I’m not sure there isa name Chicago people like. Chicagoland is used, but that’s more for traffic reports and shit.

Guy at a Sox game said to me once “buddy, you’re not supposed to put ketchup on your hot dogs in Chi-town.”

Sweetie, this is why Black people are sensitive to racism. Your talking about better jobs coming to the area, but Black people who are qualified for jobs are less likely to get hired than white people. You say “the Blacks” should’ve bought up everything, but Black people are more likely to get a subprime loan than…

Exactly, no one drives around with all that shit.

So you’re ok with them violating rights because they do it often?

It’s sort of a fact of life that you get used to around here

“invariably white, because they can”

Funny that it now gets the “snowflake” treatment. I’ve watched a thousand of these videos going back to like ‘09, and lots were made by tea party patriots. I wonder what changed.

He thinks the emails will prove that she rigged the popular vote. Bottom line is he can’t handle losing, and he lost the popular vote, and it bothers him because he was never taught how to lose, even though he lost many, many times in life (failed business after failed business).

Well for one, it is shown that lower incomes spends a higher percentage of their checks rather than save so affordable housing doesnt kill a neighborhood. As much as developers and designers wanna make you believe that.