I would love to see them bring back the crab, and that 30-for-30 short was gold. Loved to relive some of the hidden history behind it all. The current Giants team is pretty damn close to the 1984 team, which SUCKED. They were in the toilet for many years before they finally won a World Series.

I say he gets a DUI in 18 months

“I have outgrown the channel.”

Jake Paul is NOT planning on wising up lol, dude just doxxed Post Malone and is DEFINITELY going to jail for the, I don’t know, 5 crimes he’s recorded and uploaded to his channel in the past week alone?

I should be allowed to punch him in the face as long as I say, “Just a prank, bro!” Afterwards.

“All part of my personal journey”

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

The best part is the “I’M TWEETING MY THOUGHTS” post (but better, because it’s in the 3rd person) being the 10th tweet and 37 minutes after the first one.

Do kids need to see their parents drunk more often in order to figure out that getting stinking drunk is not that cool? How many times do you have to see your mother standing on a pool table, singing into a beer bottle while other drunks shine flashlights on her to realize, “nah, I don’t think so.” I wish that had…

Gen X are older than Millennials....

I used to be an ER nurse at the hospital where most of these kids are transported. This has been going on for years. The day that the summer concert schedules come out, nurses race to put in vacation time for certain shows, OR they race to sign up to work certain shifts. Dave Matthews shows were the most infamous. I…

Transporting 100 ETOH patients would be a nightmare, logistically. Even if you put two per ambulance, that’s 50 separate runs. Factoring in the heat, a lot of them probably needed IV hydration, which means you need a medic and not “just” an EMT (note: I’m an EMT, don’t @ me. But at least in my state, we can’t start…

Same complexion.

“He is a hideous monster and his bobbleheads are garbage, and everyone hates him and wishes he were dead.”

Sounds fun. I’mma join in.

>> It wouldn’t even phase me if Puck from The Real World wound up being Secretary of Agriculture, because who fucking knows at this point. 

Well, yeah, it’s kind of ingenious. It’s a similar situation with the VP, there’s room for debate, but there’s no strong case that we’re any better off with Trump out of there. Even in the staggeringly unlikely event that Pence could be hoisted by the same petard, BAM ! Paul Ryan. Something like 50 high ranking people…

You could be right, and there’s little doubt the Kremlin could blow up Trump when it feels the time is right, although in this case I can also believe it’s an inside job. Kushner sees encouraging Trump’s paranoia as his path to power (and his freedom from prison at this point by getting pardoned). Kushner wanted Comey…

The problem is that Sessions already was the guy who would rubberstamp everything Trump wants!

Said it before and I’ll say it again, Trump’s admin’s leaks are not coming from inside the White House, they’re coming from the Kremlin.