I can’t believe this asshole used to work at Deadspin. He got a job here around the time AJ got another promotion (for God only knows what). Those were dark times in 2008, when the site was fawning over these kinds of flaming douchebags.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

So...let me get this shit straight...Jezebels are JEALOUS, because they can’t suck the dick and fuck a R&B singer who is on the low end of his career...and we’re envious that we can’t be passed around to sexually service his friends like we were a bowl of Skittles...we’re envious cause we can’t stay in bootleg ass…

As long as they’re both consenting adults, who tf are you to judge?

My tail pipe *almost* fell off my car in a grocery parking lot recently, and bless the gentleman about your age with his young child and wife waiting on him who helped me deal with it. Seriously, good for you, please keep up your good Samaritan work, I had no clue what to do to either fix it or take it off completely…

Because this is emotional abuse, aka crime.

Yup, pretty much. In her race to tell her story she has made herself witness to behaviour suspicious enough that would have at least warranted her going to authorities if not the parents. I can’t really speak to legal matters since I’m no expert but morally this opportunist is guilty as hell.

While I understand that he’s the predator in this situation, how the fuck do you not see that and go “yeah, I’m out” and TELL SOMEBODY?! If my favorite singer/actor in the world asked me to participate in something like that, they would no longer by my favorite. Jfc

A girl running laps, naked, with a chain on her neck apologizing for not “performing” is not fucking strange but not contacting your parents is? What kind of dumb fuckery is that?! This...person is “claiming” she knew of one girl who began a relationship as child and that wasn’t fucked up enough? Suddenly, after what…

There’s so much dirt out on Hugh Hefner I’m surprised he doesn’t get the same rape-reputation as Woody Allen or Terry Richardson. His personal doctor’s daughter wrote a memoir about how she basically grew up at the mansion and it was sickening.

The guy was in his 40s and was chasing girls in their late teens early 20s.

When I was in college, there was this very gross guy who was became good friends with one of my friends. So when I hang out with her I had to hang out with him. To be honest, he was disgusting yet he had these girls around him. I thought it was weird that he only seemed to be friends with girls and no one close to his…

Bad neighbours/this clown really make you understand the phrase “he thinks it’s all about him.”

What year are you posting from?

naw, you should get over that level of authority after about a years worth of puberty

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

I’ve found that since I got a tablet, anything I was doing on my phone I’m just doing on the bigger screen when it’s around, minus calling and texting. Frankly, going back to the flip would make texting easier since I can do it without looking, I would just lose the “premium” features, like gifs and link previews. A…

Who are these fans? Dumb white boys like him? Do girls find this douche canoe at all appealing?

Not. Even. Close. Dane Cook is just a bad comedian.

Already seeing what I assume are his fans in the greys. Wonderful stuff.