Nah, I actually prefer them. There’s something magical about angrily shutting a flip phone. You can’t do that with a smartphone. What, are you going to violently push the end call button?

There’s no reason why we can’t keep eyes on all of them. Especially if there’s a (very strong possibility) of going RICO with this entire horseshit administration.

This is one of a shitload of issues I have with Republicans. They cheer this nonsense because they can’t look past us versus them. They can’t grasp the simple fact this involves lives. Lives of people who face serious medical issues not of their making. Little children, the elderly, maybe your parents could be…

If I had to guess, Trump will withhold the payments and then take sole credit for “killing” the immoral, nightmarish, post apocalyptic nightmare that is Obamacare once and for all. Celebration rally(s) in friendly red state(s) with costs written off to the government to follow shortly thereafter. Not on a weekend,…

No his base will do what they’ve done for years due to a steady diet of Fox News & Rush Limbaugh, blame the intelligent educated black guy. Amazing what happens when the stupid find each other. Why do you think they cover their approval so much? If any of them ran into someone more intelligent what the hell would they…

If I could have two separate phones with the same number (without having to deal with number forwarding or swapping SIM cards etc) I would. A flip phone for when I’m at work or around the house, i.e. when I have my tablet with me, and one for when I’m on the road without it. Obviously that’s kind of impractical, so I…

Right now, somebody’s Aunt Carol is crafting a response to Trumpito’s tweets like, “Thank you for being a STRONG president and STANDING UP for what’s right. Praying for you. MAGA”.

Here’s the thing: the insurance companies have made so much fucking money off of Obamacare, that they are going to have to tell this Orange Walrus to shut the fuck up. It’s utterly ridiculous, that they haven’t been even louder than they have, but this fucker needs to stop. You lost, because you know nothing. Now fuck…

Absolutely. And their supporters will continue to willfully eat all of this shit up, as long as the GOP continues to vilify immigrants/people of color/LGBTQ/etc. They don’t care about anything else, even if it hurts themselves.

He’s an idiot who has no idea what he’s doing or what is going on. Hopefully now his sub moronic base will begin to grasp the reality of the disaster his presidency is. Altho I believe there had to be russian meddling mostly because I don’t want to believe there are enough people stupid enough to elect him

Boy this is really fun news after having a doctor tell me, “You’re not pregnant, but you need to get that hard lump in your abdomen checked out.” FML

We need to call this what it is: intentionally sabatoging the health insurance of potentially millions of Americans because the GOP is still committed to hating Obama at any cost. He is not “letting” anything fail. The GOP already orchestrated the lack of choice/high premiums debacle by passing an amendment to the ACA…

He will create new Trump Care at lunch while eating KFC with Ketchup.

Another commenter here once called Trump “President Dunning-Kruger” and I think that just about sums him up

Same. I LOVE my flip phone in my younger years. I believe that in our constant search for nostalgia that a sleek smart flip phone will be created.

I’m beginning to think our president has no fucking clue what he’s doing.

I miss my flip phone. The one I have now does a hundred things I don’t need and weighs like 10 lbs and drags my pants down.

I would miss the hell outta my iPhone if I gave it up, but there was nothing like the feel of snapping shut a Motorola Razr and slipping into your pocket.

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

I get the same sort of veiny display on my genitals. I’m an elite, Olympic level masturbator.