I’m usually unhappy, I usually have people angry at me.

Pretty much.

It was a Glock 9mm.

You’re not even grown up yet, and nothing I’ve said was a threat, it was stated as fact.

I don’t care if this is sarcasm, this is hilarious.

Yeah, used to tour in a band and Minneapolis cold even kicked this Michigan boys ass! That was a whole new definition of cold for me.

You should! My sis had a couple scuzzy BFs in high school and we didn’t try to intrude on her personal life or anything like that, but when things got weird it was plain as day to those fools that things would not go their way if they got out of hand. My sister is happily married now with 2 in college and 2 more just…

Never threatened anyone, just stated a fact. There are certain things in this world that you can’t say to certain people and that’s not a threat, that’s reality. Sorry that sucks for people like you, but that’s just the honest-to-god truth. Neither you nor your russian troll friend would ever say what you’ve said to…

Michigan! I’m a bit of a nutcase on football Saturdays in the fall. I kind of get carried away with it. I promise though, that is the least of my personality flaws.

I just trimmed out my beard too and my hair is looking pretty damn sweet right now, if I do say so myself.

Because it’s dripping with it and all of his subsequent comments bear that out conclusively? And oh I don’t know, nearly a decade of reading these morons pop in on Jezebel? Like you? You already seem like a strong candidate to be one of those morons. You might even be one of the same morons I’ve already bitched out…

No worries, I’m flattered in a weird internet way. “Old VodkaGoGo’s still got it!”

I guess, but the same could be said about you. Now what?

I went to UofM and took a few classes at NYU, you gigantic fucking loser.

Yeah, I’m young. So what, are you ageist or something? You don’t know me.

In 1999 my biological parents created me. I’ve been institutionalized since 2006.

I’m 6 feet and 10 inches ... those are seperate measurments btw ;)

I’m a punk-rocker who grew up in the various ghettos of Detroit. Nothing about me is fake or bro-ish. I’m exactly what I present myself as and perfectly willing to admit sometimes I’m an asshole. This isn’t one of those times. Bitches like you need to be called out for what you are and you will be, continually,…

Which is somehow not fucked up?

I know, I know and of course you’re right. Sometimes they catch me at a moment and I flip a bit. I’m gonna go take a bath and listen to Enya now.