I was thinking about that myself, did we ever see him retrieve the green lightsaber on the Death Star II in RotJ? I know that’s weak sauce for an explanation as to why he doesn’t have a lightsaber but that’s all I can think of.

You’ve clearly never had shitty douchebag neighbors. The subject is a big fucking trigger for people who have.

Dismiss the troll. He’s allover the place.

That’s a good idea, just something light and compact for when you’re at work, saving the iPhone for the road. I barely use mine when I’m at home either, all my texts come through my laptop before they even hit my phone anyway. On the weekends it’s entirely possible for me to go an entire Saturday without even knowing…

I loved my old Samsung Slide. I felt like a fucking Jedi with a lightsaber whipping that thing open. Or sometimes I was Kirk, depended on the mood.

He hasn’t gotten jack shit done on healthcare in his 6 months in office even while controlling all 3 branches of government. Shouldn’t it be about time you start feeling stupid?

Not on a weekend, though. He has rounds of golf to win cheat at.

Nah, those people are too fucking stupid to have a Eureka moment on this, and now they’re just digging in and screaming LALALALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Oh yeah, “We didn’t know healthcare would be so hard, but we’re just going to fart out yet another half-witted solution that everyone hates over burned steaks served on golden plates. It’ll be great! The best!”

LOL, very true. The only one that was solidly a great movie was Toby-Man 2. The 1st one hasn’t aged well and nuff said about the 3rd one. The Garfield ones just plain sucked right out of the gate. I’m still baffled how they managed to fuck up a simple character like Spiderman.

I’ve been masturbating competitively since I was 12. I always come in 1st.

The photos of that runner’s blisters are legit fucking horrifying. I usually am not bothered too much by stuff like that but I actually gagged when that first pic came up.

I’m still skeptical any of those spidey spinoffs will ever be made. It just doesn’t make any damn sense and outside of geekdom, no one knows who any of these characters are. I see people showing up to see these without the draw of Spiderman.

I’m guessing they’ll be smoking weed a lot in it because HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEED IS SO EDGY.

I only made it 15 minutes into that movie on HBO before throwing in the towel. Even the hot pants weren’t enough to keep me in it. I’m kind of surprised it’s getting a sequel since it got near universally panned.

It’ll be in the Sonyverse. They said they won’t be using the Tom Holland Spidey at all in those movies. I have no idea how those movies are going to work without Spiderman but that’s what they’re doing.

It’s totally public domain.

The Democrats will take control of the House in 2018, and the Senate in 2020.

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

Oh yeah, the Democrats are totally obstructing by uh... not having a fucking say in anything. Republican turd of a bill sunk by Republicans but sure, the Dems stopped it by not voting for it. The ACA was only their biggest legislative accomplishment over the last 8 years, why wouldn’t they cross party lines to totally…