Meanwhile you give the Saudis the money out of YOUR pocket!! Hey me and you are the same, we support this injustice! YAY consumerism! A box of pop tarts is more important to us than this girls life!

But you see, my dick might wiggle a bit if I see your knees, therefore God hates you and you should wear a longer skirt. AND COVER UP THOSE ANKLES, MISSY!

If you’re not an archeologist or an oil tycoon, why the hell would anyone want to go there?

So what? She ran a shit campaign in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin. It’s not like this is the first time in the last 16 years the dems have been fucked by the electoral college. This isn’t some new thing. Don’t make excuses for her. She lost to a moron with a campaign staffed with complete buffoons. That’s on…

They’re not a dying generation though. They’re living longer and also, they all have kids that are just as fucking stupid, and they have A LOT of them. Waiting for them to die isn’t really going to fix the problem.

That could be! Ugh, just thinking about it gets my hopes up. All the possibilities that could go with that like something really out of left field like Mole Man before they even build up to Doom.

I totally pat myself on the back if the only snack food I walk out with is some roasted red pepper hummus and pita chips. Then I reward myself by eating it immediately.

I’d buy it. It’s comic books so that would actually be pretty vanilla compared to some of the crazy ass shit the X-Men books and movies have done.

ZOMG, the next phase needs a Galactus, Doom and Kang so, so much. I think Kang has the most potential to do a really crazy run of movies with. Even if it’s just a few flashback scenes or a first act it’d be great to go back to Ancient Egypt and see how that plays out and informs the character in the modern era. Hell,…

Yeah, that could work I suppose. Something with the Infinity Gauntlet and something something something IT’S THE 60'S! It’ll never happen, but one can dream.

And thanks to Fox holding on to the rights for something they don’t understand for so long, I’ll never get the FF movie I want: a space-age weird ass cold-war thing with Hank Pym and Howard Stark in the mix somehow. There’s just no way to work that into the continuity anymore. I mean, I suppose they could, but it…

Link?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The next one will be named Mike.

I was looking for another H but couldn’t come up with one. That sounds about right.

But when we *do* go to stores, it’s either alone or for groceries most of the time (or with friends who need similar things).

“Hey honey, I think we should get little Timmy this shirt. He is growing so fast!”

Fuck that. Going to the mall with your SO is an excruciatingly hellish experience and I don’t begrudge anyone for trying to get out of it. When I go to a department store, I BUY WHAT I WENT THERE TO FUCKING BUY AND THEN I LEAVE. I’m out in 20 minutes and it doesn’t turn into a whole fucking afternoon. If that’s your…

Honor and Haven? Good god those are terrible names. Good thing they were born rich. If they weren’t they’d be destined to a life of stripping and eventually giving $20 blowjobs to support their meth habit.

Nah, free refills. Fountain soda is basically a sunk cost anyway so no one’s going to notice, unless someone rats you out which is apparently what happened here.

The message we seem to repeatedly get is just don’t call the fucking cops for help because they’ll just make things worse and possibly kill you in the process.