Pro tip: don’t misspell ‘idiot’ when you’re calling someone an idiot.

Meh, I thought the Norton one had some bright spots. Overall it wasn’t great but it was at least watchable, unlike the Ang Lee movie which was just a hot mess. I will say that Edward Norton was totally miscast though and from what I understand, a total dick on set.

She’s great. She’s so talented that she dropped out of NYU Tisch to be a Daily Show correspondent. How cool is that? “College is cool but I’m gonna go do this whole Daily Show thing instead.”

He... he doesn’t see anything out of the ordinary that there were protesters at his private golf course during the U.S. Women’s Open and considers it a victory that he had more counter-protesters, AT HIS OWN FUCKING GOLF COURSE. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Don, PEOPLE LEGIT FUCKING HATE YOU. It boggles my…

It’s all cash and glamour until you go to the moon circling it, the ‘Reno Moon’, The biggest little moon in the galaxy. That’s where you find out how depraved and low you’re willing to go.

Love Jessica Williams and fuck yeah, this looks really funny. Can’t wait and I will be watching as soon as it drops.

Have you somehow made it through life without being involved in a wedding? Every damn little thing in a wedding costs 7,000 times what you think it should cost. You’ll drop $4,500 just on the salt and pepper shakers. A wedding dress? Yeah, that’s going to be more than a few hundred bucks.

Wasn’t he eating some weird sausage looking thing from his rations on Dagobah?

Cherry 7-Up, solid choice. Those kids are gonna be alright.

I’m definitely loving the Batmobile speeder, that looks pretty damn sweet. I am wondering how you have a whole planet that is a ‘casino planet’ but I guess that’s how Star Wars rolls. A casino is it’s own environment, I suppose.

Anybody can ask any fucking question they want you fucking fascist piece of shit. Seriously, FUCK. YOU.

McCain will cave for sure. That Maverick thing is a complete fucking fiction and always has been, dreamed up during the 2000 primary season in a futile attempt to out-outsider George W. Bush. It’s always been bullshit.

Wouldn’t it be great if Luke actually eats the Porgs? I know that’s outside the realm of where Star Wars will go because they’re cute, but there can’t be much food around on Ahch-To. Rabbits are cut too, but shit, sometimes you gotta eat a rabbit.

They better not kill him off yet. At least not until Episode IX, preferably in the 3rd act.

Ugh. If I was Melania, I would have gone with doggy-style FOR SURE. No one should have to look at that face while having sex.

Yup. The cognitive dissonance one has to put to use watching that show is astounding. I still do it when I’m waking up after a drunk session the night before, but even in that diminished state, I know what I’m watching is totally fucked up.

There is no situational etiquette. If it looks fucking stupid, just make fun of it. Especially on the internet.

I’ve been arrested for resisting arrest. My teenage mind couldn’t figure out what the fuck just happened. My middle-aged mind would say “I want my fucking lawyer, Sarah ******-******* right fucking now and I want all of your badge numbers.”

It’s so sadistic and unfortunately pervasive. I know it’s just TV, but you even see it on Law & Order: SVU which it purports itself to be about rape awareness and prevention. They even have a bogus charity. It’s hard to square one episode about campus rape when the next one Mariska Hargatay basically says “have fun…

You haven’t even seen the fucking trailer yet, dude. Also, this is the culmination of a 10 year story arc, so no, it’s not going to be the same.