Baking or not baking a cake for money is not free speech. You’re a bakery, bake the fucking cake. I thought we had this covered with the lunch counter thing in 1964 or whatever. It’s not even in my living memory when that shit was figured out, except, I guess not.

You never made a point, at least I had something to fucking say. You didn’t, I did though.

I can get really mean.

Incorrect about what? And factually? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING MEANS?

You don’t fucking understand the conversation taking place right now, do you? It’s so, so fucking sad when people don’t know when they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. Me? Make a valid point against my argument and I’ll be like “Fuck y... okay, I can see what you’re saying.” You apparently don’t have…

Me: “that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit”

There’s probably some guy named Justin Somethingorother on the Toledo MudHens I’ve heard of but totally forgot about. So yeah, I only know about him because he was a shit QB and then the Pats and the Jets passed on him and then he couldn’t even cut it in the CFL, which, just WOW.

You know he played college football and then QBd for the Broncos, right? Between that and the dumb abortion ad, If you think about it, that’s the only reason we know he exists.

People shit on Tebow because he’s a low-skill sanctimonious dick with shit for brains that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit. There, now you know.

I got a staph infection last year and I’m scarred the fuck up and didn’t sleep for around 4 months. I can’t imagine living with that for around 20 years.

UGH. Those Pistons uniforms made everyone in Detroit collectively lose their minds.

I’m down with that.

Yeah, original six teams should be off limits to anyone with a brain. It’s sort of something that should occur to the marketing people that this is not to be fucked with, because there’s around a hundred year history with these teams and, uh, I don’t know, generations of people grew up watching them. It’d be like…

Wings fan here, and yes, we will flip the fuck out.

I do not know how Jagr keeps going, and I hated him when I was like 16! I’m almost 38 and now and this guy is not only still playing he’s productive. I can’t even hate on him anymore.

A lot of the people who voted for Stein don’t even remember the Nader debacle in 2000, so I look at them in a light of utter disdain just as much as Trump voters. The Green Party has totally fucked this country twice now. They have no credibility on anything progressive.

So, you’re younger than me, and went to a shitty school. Got it. Also explaining when you get your SSI to people who probably know more about it than you is really fucking stupid. And that’s not even ageist, that’s just me calling you fucking stupid.

When I was a kid my parents made a big deal about how UNSAFE it was to sit in the front seat. I remember begging and begging to be let into that magical enclave until one day when I was like 11, I just sort of sat there and they didn’t care at all. It was super anticlimactic. What’s your protocol on this? Is there a…

Well, of course I meant Obamacare. Something got lost in translation on that.

Depends on phrasing though. ACA is fine, Obamacare is shit.