It’s like, super popular though. Ask some idiot neck beard and even they’re like “I survived cancer because of the ACA.” I don’t understand their obsession with this other than hating Obama, who, as we are all acutely aware of, is not in office anymore.

Came of age around the same time and my gym coach had to show us that child birth video, co-ed. The boys and girls in my class were all of the mutual conclusion that “I don’t want any fucking part of that.” Surprise! I don’t have any STDs and neither do any of my classmates. Though I am not, most of my classmates are…

Jill Stein came in 3rd last year. Granola chew on that for a minute. Anti-vaxxer dipshits aren’t a binary thing. They’re across a whole spectrum of dipshits.

It’s evangelical home schooling christians who made it a thing on the right, but the left is just as bad with that.

I like to shit on conservatives as much as pretty much anyone on here, but liberals are just as lousy with anti-vaxxers as conservatives. That is not party exclusive.

No shit, am I going to wind up dying of the vapors because they elected this fucking moron? Should I start stocking up on leaches?

Not a chance in hell The Captain comes back to Detroit, he’s not a fan of Ilitch the younger and won’t work with him. That’s half the reason he left in the first place.

I hate the fact that somewhere way back, maybe as much as 1,000 years, I’m related to Megyn Kelly.

Plus, only batshit fucking lunatic crazy people give any fucks about Alex Jones, and they don’t watch MSNBC.

LOL, Ivanka just gives him a 3GS and says “yeah! it totally works!”

I think he wakes up in a fever dream at 3am while everyone’s asleep and just starts firing them off. Like, the timestamp will be 3:14am and the Tweet will be “Black people who live in DC smell funny, will be removed” and then his people wake up and they’re like “holy shit, what the fuck?”

Funny thing is, he didn’t even write that. All of that was ghostwritten when they figured out he hasn’t actually done anything noteworthy in his whole fucking life besides being born rich. Then he fucked that up a half dozen times.

You don’t know what satire means, do you?

1) You’re clearly missing the point of this article (which is fucking amazing)

Forced. Forced into bankruptcy by a notably corrupt governor. Get it right. It’s not hard. If you’re going to talk about a thing, at least know enough about said thing to fill 6 paragraphs without sounding like you don’t know WTF you’re talking about.

You just need to own some Allen wrenches. It’s the easiest bullshit to assemble and disassemble ever. It’s so easy they don’t even use words in the manual.

Don’t worry, the Lions will somehow fuck this up even worse than it’s already fucked. I have faith in my team.

The difference is you don’t know what asylum means or how it’s supposed to fucking work, you giant fucking jackass.

Uh, Steve Yzerman has more rings than Sidney Crosby. 2008 cup, when the Red Wings beat the Penguins, that was the team Stevie Y put together.

The Hawks were better though. Back to back cup wins by a team with 2 star players who are aging out doesn’t make the Pens a fucking dynasty, and I’m embarrassed for Barry’s hot take here. They had to go to game 7 with Ottawa. Ottawa.