So, you said something insightful? Where is it? I’m so excited! LINK PLEASE.

the millions of Americans prior to about 1960 are who truly built this country, we are just standing on the shoulders of giants

Fuck! I always tried to ford the river. I also always chose to be a banker because money. No wonder I lost every time.

Fine, you semantics arguing faggot.

There is no arguing what I’ve said because you can’t formulate a coherent argument that isn’t more or less, “hey, Americans, bend over backwards ands get fucked by the shitstains of the world because I have too much guilt for how successful we’ve been.”

Your grandparents probably shouldn’t have been in this country either, you fucking idiot, and based on what I’ve read, we don’t have much of a use for you.

Pretty fucking well since I, unlike you, actually have something to say on hockey articles. And for funzies I like to get in on Baseball and Tennis articles too! Go figure, someone who actually has something to say!

It seems crazy to me that this needs to be pointed out to the author, but here we are.

There’s this great website called Gizmodo with a sub-blog called IO9 where all of that shit has been covered. It’s great, I read all of it. You know we can talk about more than one thing on the internet, right?

Without spoiling anything for anyone who may potentially read this, the penultimate episode of season 2 was holy shit, this is fucking great, everything I wanted it to be.

Welcome to deadspin, where the commenters I have nothing substantive to say so I get even snarkier to cover up for their my lack of knowledge about about hockey.

Oh, you can’t follow the puck. So basically you don’t know the sport at all and posted to say you don’t know the sport at all but you know you don’t like it. Good job! Now go away.

*Know that one of Oklahoma’s favorite pastimes is voting against their best interests.

Yeah, my dead cousin who got to live for an extra 3 years due to the ACA’s ban on denying people coverage for pre-existing conditions was totally a victim. I mean, what’s 3 years when your kids are in the various stages of preparing to graduate high school and be accepted into a decent college? Those 3 years of…

Why all caps on GREAT STATE of OHIO, or any state for that matter? Not sure exactly what any of the style guides would say but maybe ‘Great State of Ohio’ would be more respectful? Does he have to put big letters on everything?

Ugh. My older sister (who is only 41) does the same thing. She could just spell out the thing she’s trying to say but no, she uses these weird pictographs that seem to get more complex on a daily basis and I have to just ask what the hell she’s saying. We don’t talk much anymore.

What even in the fuck? That’s the kind of shit I don’t understand that makes me put a post-it over my webcam while I’m eating a bucket of chicken on a Tuesday morning in my underwear. No one needs to see that and I don’t want anyone to see that. No phone calls over my laptop for FFS.

Eh, I freaking hate my cell phone and a select few other people’s too. With others it’s usually while I’m a passenger in a car speeding down the highway at 70 MPH. “You know just because it rings, you don’t have to answer, right? Whatever the fuck it is, it can wait 20 minutes, even if someone died. Don’t worry,…

So is Staten Island, what’s your fucking point?

Sterling Heights is right next to Detroit, you fucking moron. Not by any standard BFE. Stop talking.