LOL, I didn’t even intend to make the reference, but it’s probably been swimming around in my head for so long, I thought I started it.

Beware. This kid grew up with comments like these and he is ready and willing to absolutely fuck you up.

But what if you live in a bullshit loft with a college boy fridge and have no place to store a big ass pizza from Rays? Do you seriously not get how some people might think this advice is absolutely counter-productive and stupid?

No one remembers this and it drives me nuts, especially on Pens posts where people from Pittsburgh shit on the Wings. I shouldn’t let it get to me, but my live-in girlfriend at the time was from Pittsburgh and she gave me so much shit after that series, it might have crossed some wires in my head.

lifelong Wings fan and I may be living in the past, but I’m also currently living in Flyers territory and love taunting Flyers fans about Ron Hextal’s pads and how they got bitch slapped in the 97 Cup. It still works after 20 years and that shit is funny as hell. They lose their fucking minds when I bring that up.

It’s easy, she’s not even old enough to remember March 26th and only went to one game this year. In short, she doesn’t really know WTF she’s talking about.

Pens “fan”? No, this is a crazy bitch who started periodically pretending to like hockey somewhere in the neighborhood of May 2008 and somehow scored decent tickets next to the glass.

50? after all the fucking school and then working until I’m 65, you bet your fucking ass I’m looking forward to mostly doing jack shit and occasionally watching The Good Wife reruns on whatever version of Netflix exist when I retire in 2044. Fuck, 50 is right about the time I plan on totally checking out and counting…

The spots on Hulu are unbearable because you see them every 5 minutes when you’re just trying to watch an old episode of Friends or whatever dumb shit you’re in the mood for. That and the Nationwide commercials. “IF I SEE THIS AD AGAIN I WILL CUT A MOTHERFUCKER.” Of course, I never will cut a motherfucker and I will…

I’m still angry about this game. I’ll probably never get over it.

Yeah, it’s rough. There’s no relating that kind of experience to someone who has never been there. It’s just this messed up thing that only you get and you just sort of have to live with it.

It kind of sounds like you made a whole series of bad decisions.

So sorry to hear that happened to you. I’m a guy and when my priest got me trashed and I woke up with his hands down my pants, all I thought of after was don’t even bother calling the cops. There’s no point. Went to work the next morning and my boss bitched me out for smelling like a bar. I really wanted to strangle…

“They should be ashamed of themselves. They’ve humiliated themselves, humiliated their families, and now they’re going to be held accountable for what they did,” said Chicago Police Supt. Eddie Johnson.

THE TIGERS ARE GONNA BE GREAT AND AWESOME AND GRRRREAT AND oh fuck I can’t even muster it this year. The first pitch hasn’t been thrown yet and already I don’t care.

It’s even in the bible. King David had hundreds of wives and concubines. That’s what half of Psalms and Proverbs are about, just straight up fucking hundreds of women. It just goes to show you, these people pretty much read Genesis and skip right to Revelation.

“People are literally dying out here,” said the King of Hyperbole

As a Tigers fan, #WhosYourTiger sounds great, until I realize I have almost no idea who plays on or coaches the Tigers anymore. I know we still have Miggy, Verlander and possibly Cameron Maybin but really that’s it. You could tell me Brandon Inge is playing 3rd again and Lance Parish is the backup catcher and I’d take…

More substantive for what reason? I don’t need to write a drawn out response to tell you you’re stupid. It’s a really simple concept.

Nice. Three graphs to demonstrate that you utterly missed my point. Good job!