People will live on an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico or SomefuckingplaceintheAlutianislands, Alaska for $26 an hour, it’s not really that much of a stretch to imagine someone taking a few million bucks to coach people sort of running around with a ball.

I’ll get burned for this and I’m fine with that, but does he really think there’s a lack of female coaches because there’s a shortage of women who don’t want to tell people what to do? Has homeboy never gone to his sister’s house and watched his brother-in-law get demolished trying to hang a picture frame over the…

Yeah, this kind of makes me fume too. What the hell is the point of being in a relationship if you feel the need to constantly monitor your significant other’s activities? Your SO is the one person you’re supposed to be vulnerable to, why the hell would you purposely complicate a fairly simple idea? Marriage is…

I can hear the dripping sarcasm of “sooo sexy” in my head and yeah, I would laugh my ass off at that.

Call me an asshole all you want, I don’t care. When you say you’re well read and also say you don’t read books, you have a comment thrashing coming at you. Well read and does not read books are mutually exclusive things, and frankly, the special little snowflakes need to be publicly humiliated for being stupid. Being…

I find that bit to be quite odd as well. Did he have a beer with a co-worker one night and wake up in jail for waving his dick around and snorting mounds of coke at a strip club the last time he was permitted to drink without his wife babysitting him? IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE NOT TO SPECULATE.

Its called trust. If you have it, then you don’t worry. If you don’t have it, you make dumb rules like a fucking amateur.

If you can’t just eat a meal at an Olive Garden and have a glass of wine with a woman who isn’t your wife without being obsessed with hardcore fucking and finger-banging, I’d suggest that you’re the one with the problem and the woman probably doesn’t want to eat with you anyway. I think the moral conundrum these…

Look it up? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, That’s two words you dumb fuck. You can’t “look it up.” Well read my ass. Stop embarrassing yourself.

When you say you’re well read but then say you don’t read books, people are going to make fun of you, get fucking used to it.

Oh hell yeah. You could see it even during the debates. He’d have at best 15 minutes of not losing his shit and then the rest of it would be batshit crazy gibberish. How his voters didn’t notice this still blows my damn mind.

Wasn’t meant to be an ego shattering burn, it was meant to inform you that voluntarily pointing out you’re fucking stupid is fucking stupid. Consider it just a helpful bit of advice, asshat.

I’m part of that 26% of Americans that don’t read books. I’ve never enjoyed reading books. Have always hated it. However, I am extremely “well-read” when it comes to science, technology, politics, health, sports, cars and everyday subjects. Go figure!

Oh yeah, the way to a woman’s heart is taking pride in not being able to master something humans came up with in Mesopotamia a few thousand years ago. That is the kind of guy women want to have babies with, because he’s a real go-getter.

This is not CTE, this is just sadistic little assholes being sadistic little assholes. You’re like the people who automatically blame mass shootings on mental illness, as if it’s in the same league as schizophrenia. You cheapen it and cheapen the discussion. You’re not helping and it saddens me that you took that much…

This has nothing to do with Trump, shut the fuck up with that shit. This problem existed way before Trump and even though Trump is horrible, it does a disservice to just randomly pin crap like this on him. This culture existed way before Trump came to power.

Yup, screw that shit. So, you’re 31 years old and suddenly for some fucking reason I have to buy you a French press coffee maker from Bed Bath and Beyond? I don’t even have that for my own shitty apartment, why the fuck should I buy that for you? It’s infuriating. Like dude, I can’t afford to just buy you shit, I…

LOL

With these flat-earthers, do they somehow not notice that it gets dark in New York 3 hours before it gets dark in California? I just don’t get how anyone can talk themselves into something so blatantly fucking stupid. I’d pity them but I lack the gene that gives me empathy for morons. I have plenty of scorn to spare…

Shitty couch that I would have totally turned down from my uncle who was being evicted, even when I was broke as shit, poorly centered painting from a flea market over it, dressed like he was about to go tailgate at a Jimmy Buffet concert but just wasn’t motivated enough. This guy has the ear of the POTUS. This guy.