So. I took up tennis once too. Doesn’t mean I was any good at it or played it with anyone who could actually play. Do I get to say I played football because I played ‘smear the queer’ with my friends on my frontlawan in 6th grade? Trump didn’t play shit for sports.

Yup, pisses me off too. Never been blasted into the boards or ran over at home plate? Getting your bell rung like that sucks so bad, and it’s usually hours later that you even realize you’re totally fucked up. Guys like Trump who have zero experience with this should just not speak on the subject at all.

Do they really get a say whether their house gets flattened or not? Also, There are severe weather sirens in that area.

One could say people who live in Oklahoma have fucked up priorities too. You don’t want to ring that bell.

I know, right? “Tornados are serious!!1!” COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT on Deadspin.

No, I’m in my late 30s and far past the point of giving any fucks what you think. Crocs are comfortable, so I wear them. You don’t like that, your fucking problem, not mine.

Give the warning for like 30 seconds and a crawl, but Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ, 6 fucking minutes? No one even cares about this shit anyway, everyone checks the weather on their phones and even if they’re not checking, you get an alert for shit like this on your phone anyway. No one gives any fucks about what…

Lol, I can’t imagine how many misguided young men got themselves in trouble because they thought that was cool. Yeah, the object of your affection’s dad is not going to be okay with that and the police are on their way.

I wear crocs to check in, but I also wear them with socks. I wouldn’t subject anyone to having to look at my feet for several hours.

Damn. I thought the sting of killing off Poussey had softened, but there it is.

Believe it or not, fucking Mel Gibson. We Were Soldiers in 2002. Of course it would be Mel Gibson.

Believe it or not, yes. You’d be surprised at the shit people miss in the lyrics and otherwise completely misinterpret. Some people just like the beat and hear like 3 words in the chorus and that’s it.

LOL. That and All Along The Watch Tower (the Hendrix version). They just kind of have to be in there. There was a meeting somewhere and this was just settled on as a default set of songs.

Fortunate Son gets me too. There’s clearly a reason that song is in every fucking Vietnam movie ever, and it ain’t rah rah rah USA!

Watch the Hungry Eyes video from Dirty Dancing on YouTube. That is possibly the most fucked up video I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure Eric Carmen is just stalking a girl and jacking off in his pocket the whole time.

I don’t even know what the fuck “perfect genes” is supposed to mean. That’s not a thing.

Ever listen to a podcast, ON WEED?

What, you don’t like having to work up a boner before the jet flyover and the giant flag, 21 gun salute and the fake soldier-wife reunion before every fucking game on Sundays, Mondays, Thursdays, and occasionally Saturdays?

Thank you. Why the hell is he still campaigning? I mean, I know why, but it’s fucking insane his supporters can’t see through this shit.

Then my comment was a success! BOX.