I feel like I’m old enough to get pretty improvisational with a refrigerator box. Like, “haha, I can think outside the BOX!” I would like to meet you in a romantic setting, is what I’m saying.

Yup, I’m 37, so we’re kindred spirits and have similar social mores. When we were kids, we sort of just went outside and like, did whatever. As a boy growing up, the the 2 best things I could run across was A) a refrigerator box and B) a giant pile of dirt. AND WE LIKED IT!

I got kinda old school with it one year at my sister’s house on Thanksgiving. I said to her, in front of her kids, “these little shits don’t think they’re going to be watching BubbleGuppies or whatever when the Lions game is on, right? Because no, we watch the Lions on Thanksgiving. That is the natural order of…

I kind of feel like they should be made to feel unwelcome. Growing up, at Sunday dinner all of us grandkids knew to stay the fuck out of the living room while the football game was on.

I’m having a little trouble with this. Kids already act like freaking howler monkeys at home, why would you build a structure that encourages that behavior inside a movie theater? I mean, what the hell is the point of even going to the damn movie?

And she’s what most would consider a prostitute, soo. . . .

He’s also apparently about to let the military do whatever the fuck they want, without him signing off on anything. He’s in Mar-A-Lago again this weekend though! That makes you feel better, right?

Something about “formerly of One Direction” just makes me laugh. It’s just wide open for an easy dad joke.

Nah, he’ll still get picked up. NFL coaches don’t give a shit about stuff like this.

Well, he invaded Yemen on day 6 and we’re only on day 40 or so, so he’s got plenty of time to outdo W in the fuckup department. I mean, we’re talking about a guy who threatened to nuke New Zealand before he was even president. I really wouldn’t concern troll about a guy who is so fucking primed to get us into wars he…

because Weber is still x2 the defensemen that Subban is

Yup. I’m a city kid or at least I was, and people parking their cars all over the place when I was walking to work used to drive me fucking insane. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to be able to walk to work or the market or wherever in a straight fucking line. Those extra steps add up, especially when you’re on your…

You know there’s these weird little things called children, Right? And that maybe, maybe they shouldn’t be walking in the streets?

Good for you. I just find it difficult to get behind the idea that the generation coming up is more aware than previous generations when it was previous generations that did all the work. Look at the White House, House and the Senate? Where was this super woke generation in November? Why am I an asshole for calling…

I’m more punk than you. I probably have a bootleg Crass tee that’s older than you, if you even know who that is.

It’s not in my mind, it’s in the fucking headline. And seriously, creating apps? You consider that activism? This is why older people fucking hate you.

No, they’re not. They’re fucking apathetic and don’t fucking care about anything, and that apathy just happens to include race and sexuality. They’re not ‘woke’ they’re fucking dead asleep.

Lol, I’m not even going to dismiss this comment because it’s so fucking stupid and deserves to stand on its own merit. My OP isn’t a race thing you giant fucking asshole, it’s about a generational divide in which previous generations did all the heavy lifting and the generation coming up wants all the fucking credit…

Yup. I know it starts coming off as we’re getting to be old curmudgeons, but it’s just insulting to be condescended to by these kids. Every generation has a problem with the next one coming up but with this “woke generation” crap, yeah, while I was enthusiastically voting (literally the first vote cast in my district)…

THE ACTUAL WRITER OF THIS ESSAY IS A TOKEN WHITE HOMOSEXUAL ON A FEMINIST BLOG YOU FUCKING IDIOT.