Right? It’s like “X throw’s shade at X” was a thing for a while on these sites, or JFC when “on fleek” was a thing with them for a bit.

“Woke Generation”? Are you fucking kidding me?

Yup, I’m from Detroit and we’re basically Canadian in terms of hockey fandom by virtue of being just across the river. Women’s hockey is not outlandish to me at all. Hell, I’ll occasionally I’ll watch Ringette if it’s on. Having moved out to PA though, no one gives a shit about hockey here unless they’re Pens fans who…

So, you want the person who lost to a rapist turnip senile idiot clown to fucking lose again in 2020?

I always intend to watch his speeches but I’ve found my resolve has a shelf life of about 7 minutes. That’s as deep as I have made it thus far and then I usually say “fuck it, I’ll read about this bullshit tomorrow.”

They left out Florence Henderson? She was Carol Brady for fucks sake. I was born a few years after it went off the air and I’ve seen every episode just by it being on all the time in syndication when I was growing up. Hell, she had a cast credit in Police Squad even though she was only in the credits. How did they…

Oh for sure. I get pissy just at something as simple as someone bugging me about watching Breaking Bad or The Wire. It’s kind of in our DNA to the exact opposite of what people tell us to do. “I’M NOT WATCHING FUCKING GAME OF THRONES MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

Me neither. The “just kids” thing is pretty much the same as excusing mass shootings by pawning it off on the mentally ill. It’s just a cop-out to ignore an epidemic of hatred and violence in our culture.

Seriously. It’s part of Jez’s mission to point heinous shit like this out and that’s what they’re doing. People who need to question the reporting on this completely miss the point of why it was reported on.

Well that’s just the classy thing to do.

Which does not describe me at all. Instead of basing your opinion of me on what someone else said on a completely different site years ago, you could like, I don’t know, read my comment history? It’s not hard and is generally considered best practice to make sure you’re not talking out of your ass when making bold…

I’m a chef you fucking idiot. I know exactly what it means and I know it’s a fucking rip off, because I know what all that shit fucking costs. Go be a hipster moron 5 years behind the trends before trying to engage with people who actually know what the fuck they’re talking about.

You have typos in your comment, you giant dipshit.

Tapas means “I have to go to this fucking birthday party and pay more money for an incomplete meal and then wind up ordering a pizza later anyway.” That’s what tapas means.

Yup. Why the hell would you waste half a day to make some freaking cheese dip? If I’m putting in that much effort to make a dip, then what the fuck is the point of not being at work? My last food truck was a 5 cheese mac & cheese and I didn’t put that much time into 25 gallons of sauce.

Yup, absolutely correct on this one. I’m saying this as a maniac Red Wings fan, if I ever make the argument that Chris Osgood is better than Hank Lundqvist because Osgood has 3 rings, I want someone to hit me in the head with a tire iron. It’s not easy to win a cup but it helps when literally half your teammates are…

I don’t know who that is nor do I care. That’s my real face and my handle is easy to find elsewhere.

Believe what you want, I don’t fucking care. I’m not a Redditor, I’ve been here literally since the sites launch and you ain’t gonna be around any longer than the other 80 zillion morons I’ve deigned to argue with over the years. Nice to meet you, can’t wait to forget who the fuck you are forever before you even…

OR, ALTERNATE THEORY: You date and sleep with selfish assholes who don’t really give a shit about you.

And yeah, most men (think they) learn from porn. Which means they actually don’t know what they’re doing.