Yeah, because everyone knows sex is always great the first time and no one ever needs to adjust their technique at all ever. Maybe grow up and figure out that sex mostly sucks the first few times and there’s a mutual learning curve in adjusting to a new partner and that learning curve is worth it if you actually like…

You know what fucking sucks? Spending 12 hours straight in a 120 degree kitchen and then getting on your knees and eating out your girlfriend for 45 minutes only to be told to piss off and it’s not gonna happen. Sorry if that doesn’t arouse me and won’t get your delicate little flower off. It takes more than one…

He has a mental illness and it won’t allow him to stop. He needs to do this, he can’t stop.

Omfg this disgusting thing is our president.

Yes. I’m an old ass punk rocker and I’m not ashamed to say I fucking love Lorde.

And yet they’ve had no problem bashing Hillary Clinton for around the last 20 years even when she wasn’t running for anything. I’d be lying if I said I don’t like South Park sometimes, but those guys are complete fucking hypocrites on their politics.

Hate to break it to you but the majority of the country hates New York.

I find you incredibly fucking boring.

How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

I’m merely pointing out that Trump’s golf “hobby” is no more and no less meaningful than Barack Hussein Obama’s. So if a hack site is going to bash Teump for playing golf, I have every right to do so with Obama.

I don’t even bother putting on pants when I go out for a smoke in 30f. You’re right, single digits and I’ll consider putting on pants and a jacket but it’s equally likely I’ll just smoke faster.

Yeah but soccer’s fucking boring. Less boring sports can afford the commercial breaks.

Your own words say everything we need to know. You can’t blame other people for the shit you just said. Again, grow the fuck up.

Totally. I’m pretty sure when my mother got hired as a temp in the Union Benefits Pension Trust she didn’t plan on retiring from there 23 years later. These children need to wise up and realize they’re lucky to have a job at all and they’re not the special snowflakes they’ve been told they are all their lives.

You have no social skills and in 20 years, you’ll be doing the same fucking shit you’re doing now because of that. Grow the fuck up.

So you’d love to have to pretend to be buddy-buddy with a horde of Trump supporters every day?

Right? This guy’s stupid cubicle problems are just that, fucking stupid. Try keeping your distance in a 120 degree kitchen where you actually have to rely on your line mates to bail you out when you’ve been buried after working 18 hour days for a month straight. These IT assholes never cease to amaze me with how…

That one tripped me up for a second too. It’s one of those questions where you have to break it down and read slowly to figure out what the fuck they’re even asking.

Well, I did my part in fucking that survey up. Some of those questions were worded so poorly I actually had to think about them for a minute and reread them to filter out all the double negatives. Thanks for the link.

I sleep all the time when I fly Philly to Detroit or Detroit to Philly even though it’s only an hour long flight, because fuck it, why not? It’s not like I’m packed on the plane like a sardine for the pure enjoyment of it. If I can zonk out for an hour to make it less miserable, I’m doing it. You must not fly very…