Dude, you’ve been a giant asshole for years. I can only judge you by the shit you say. Sorry if that bothers you.

Nope, I know exactly who you are. And hey, did you notice how no one fucking likes you? That might be a clue about who the douche is.

You comment on Gawker Media. If I have to explain to you why the shit you say might pop up elsewhere on these sites and you’ve been around long enough to have some fucking clue about this, I’m going to beat myself in the head with an airplane. Because I’d rather beat myself in the head with an airplane than explain to…

Don’t bring me into this comment. I don’t hate anyone. For me this is just about calling out an idiot that said something stupid and is welcomed by the Jezz community for saying something stupid. Notice exactly when I joined this conversation.

I don’t kiss my mother because I’m not a fucking weirdo.

I’m not inflicting anything on anyone. You have an opinion and so do I. Get the fuck over it. I would normally take more time to bitch you out, but the substance of your post doesn’t warrant actual effort. Just fuck off right to hell ARay, you sensitive little snowflake.

Amazing. Who would have thought having a 23 year old 9 time felon as Maid of Honor could go wrong? Some things in life you just can’t predict.

It’s not just a one off stupid post though, Kara posts shit like this every damn day, and the too damn liberal for their own damn good Jezzies lap this shit up. And it’s usually white women who feel guilty for being born white who egg this kind of hack bullshit on. Dwayne is right. This stupid shit devalues actual…

I promise you, I will not have the presence of mind to do that.

Trying to form a counterpoint but to hell with it, why not?

Good thing I don’t watch any of that shit and I sure as fuck am not watching the inauguration. I figure I’m gonna try bath salts for the first time. That seems a better day than any.

Attitudes like this are just mind-boggling. The other person hasn’t said anything rude yet you come at them with this bs. Expressing your frustration over the election at a random person online doesn’t change reality. The person even agreed that Hilary was the better candidate and didn’t even vote for Trump so not…

Lastly, I don’t think any person would have chosen Hillary as a paragon of virtue and human decency.

Hmmm. And you don’t think any of the things you mentioned would occur with Clinton as president.

This coming from the Alex Pareene who said he was going to vote for him. Sorry Alex, I read you on Wonkette, the first time on Gawker, Salon, the second time you were on Gawker media and watched you as an occasional guest on MSNBC and you completely managed to destroy your cred with one post this past summer. I can’t…

Yeah, The Gang Recycles Their Trash is literally a rehash of old episodes, and that’s the real joke. I mean it was blatantly obvious. How the hell could Redford rank that one so high unless he hadn’t actually seen the source material that they were stealing from themselves?

SALT THE SNAIL! SALT THE SNAIL!

How the fuck do they rank Underage Drinking: A National Concern at 90? This list is fucking stupid if Redford put it that far down the list.

You didn’t actually say anything, which was my whole criticism of your comment. And desperately trotting out that rape survivor shit isn’t really going to work with me since I got plied with alcohol and raped by my priest when I was a kid. Your rape survivor shit doesn’t really carry any currency when you throw it…

Dude, no one cares what you you think. Sorry. but your opinion sucks, you suck and not any fucks are going to be given based on the dumpster fire you have left in your life. Take that advice and figure that out now or holy shit the next few years are gonna suck for you.