You def. got alcohol poisoning unless you were a really really big dude or an alcoholic.

I’m sure when you wrote this you thought you had a point, but I’m very unclear as to what the fuck that point is supposed to be. Are you just sort of talking and putting words together that loosely resemble a thought that is on topic?

I think that’s on you for expecting this year to better than the last. Losing the election sucked, but it’s sure going to get way worse in like 2 weeks. Lower your expectations.

Yeah, it’s not a fantasy when you actually do it. Having the fantasy is bad enough, but then these fucking lunatics actually did it.

I have a sudden urge to puke.

And you sound like an idiot who isn’t even slightly prepared for the reality that liberals are FUCKING PISSED, specifically at people like you.

We’ve been shaming for over a year and all it’s done is cause the Trump supporters to coalesce around the idea that the left is full of condescending elites. It was the constant shaming that won Trump the election. We are reaping what we sowed.

Yeah, the jokes on you though, because you fucking idiots got scammed big time. I’d say the fallout of that will be enjoyable to watch over the next 4 years except you fucking dipshit moron motherfucking asshole retards fucked the rest of us over too. Have fun sending your kid to fight in fucking China, you goddamn…

You’re not even nerds though. You’re sweaty zit covered fucking losers who spend 8 hours a day fucking around with some dumbass waste of time game. Your hands are so fucked up wanking on a controller you can’t even wank your own dicks. This post has no fucking business being cross-posted to Deadspin. 4 jackass…

Hot take that no one will read: peanuts are bullshit. There’s a reason they’re free at the bar, it’s because they fucking suck. There’s reason every bag of trail mix consists of 90% peanuts and 5 M&Ms. It’s because peanuts are fucking crap and even though he’s been dead for 500 years, George Washington Carver can go…

Do yo have reason to believe I haven’t?

Grazi. No Superbowls though.

Yeah that’s all great and fine, but you’re still spending an exhorbinant amount of time to basically whine about how much your team sucks when you’re not even slightly unique. A quick post, COOL! Nattering on about it for multiple paragraphs when you should have actual better shit to do on New Years Eve is pathetic.

I’m a Lions fan. Fuck Bill’s fans misery.

Yes, all of this is totally unique to being a Bills fan. Totally warrants 5 paragraphs on the plight of Bills fans and no other set of fans know what it’s like to watch a shitty team every year.

They tend to breed prolifically.

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Nah, it was never funny.

I still use that one regularly. It’s good to have a deep bench of insults, you don’t want to get stale. I’ve been using cretin and dunce a lot lately too.

I think that’s really stupid. You really think having three houses to worry about is the key to a happy divorce? You sound really naive.