LOL, this is the kind of lady that would ask all sorts of rude questions but we be the most offended by hearing the word “dick” spoken aloud.

Me too maybe we’re doing it wrong?

I watched it and I have no idea what Bobby is on about. It seems pretty ordinary to me.

Not really, it’s one of the most loving things imaginable. Giving up your body to allow your daughter to be a mother. There is no genetic issue, no one has had sex with someone they are related to. I think however you feel is more about you than them.

Another brutal thing? Teachers make less than actors. Homeless children. My foot hurts.

She is just making comments, which are valid and have a point. There is a great deal of unfairness in the world; she is simply talking about one area. She can’t cover everything in one soundbite!

all they needed to do to promote this was a 15 second promo video that said:

I have always wanted my own hair castle.

If so, good for her! If I had a special, one-of-a-kind thing, I’d be bummed if it was going to be mass produced.

There is so much shit I would never do again if I were in a situation in life where other people did normal life requirements for me on the regular. Changing diapers is pretty goddamn high on the list. See also: laundry, vacuuming, cleaning out the back of the fridge.

My dad never changed any of my or my siblings’ diapers. And he’s not changed any of his grandchildren’s diapers either, apparently. I wasn’t really surprised to learn this, considering the rest of our childhood, just irked that he so willingly joked that it would be acceptable if my husband never did. And that is…

I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with Kris Jenner, but I’m with her on this one. We live by a famous person and the level of creepy stalkers is scary AF. Especially the guy that wears a black wool trench coat in 90 degree weather and insists he’s a motivational speaker.

My brother bonked my spawn into an uncovered furnace duct. (He was lifting, not tossing.) He felt horrible but we were laughing too hard to reassure him because the “BOONG” noise was too funny. Oh, and sleep deprivation.

Everything is better as a physical book purchase! Team paper.

Have you heard of it’s counterpoint? The yin to it’s yang? It’s schlimazel = the habitually bungled upon. I think it’s rarer than schlemiel but no less useful of a descriptor.

My husband loved the baby-tossing game when they were little. Two memorable ones: into a ceiling fan, and into a door frame. Luckily no lasting damage, but like you, we were too busy laughing to upset the little tyke! So, yeah, you’re not the only bad people.

at least she’s not all squeezing her cleavage and whatnot. it looks like a very powerful pose, so I love it. plus, if i had gams like that...i’d have a no pants clause.

Lol.

at least something makes sense today.