Putting cones (which are temporary) is reasonable when you live near a bar or other venue. Paining your curb red is all kinds of illegal and dumb.

Vampires? Maybe?

Drive to Bakersfield. Buy what you want, have Basque, go home. A good day.

I had a friend who is sensitive to that kind of thing come by before I closed the deal.

When I bought my house, I was told the couple who built it passed away there. They were in there 90s, happy people all that. You better bet I had that bitch ghost walked. I don’t usually go all woo, but I was crossing my ts on that one.

Now imagine what it looks like when a doctor uses that screen writing thing...no bueno.

As you should. It’s not right.

now i’m going to have “Rico Suave” suck in my head all day. Thanks.

Every time I hear someone talk about making Queso at home I am confused because making cheese is hard and a quick way to get salmonella. I forget about the dip-type.

This is brilliant.

I consider anyone who can type on manual typewriters full of magic and possibly mythical.

OMG...they are real snake skin.

This is an important question.

I’m up the road. We drink with lunch most of the time.

My condolences.

What do you mean, “don’t have Happy Hour”?

She has a shit-ton of CUSTOM dresses that are just wonderful. Like that cream suit. It would be a sin to just wear them once.

Ah. I see. I thought it was just on sale. Sorry about that.

Ah. I see. I thought it was just on sale. Sorry about that.

When I click on the defuser, the Price is $37. Why is that?

When I click on the defuser, the Price is $37. Why is that?

I can get a notarized birth certificate for my parents here. My question is if that rule applies in SC. If her children are surviving, that would be a solution.