So, this is speculation but I recently watched Broadchurch which is a British crime procedural. In the show the victim’s body couldn’t be released to the family for burial until the investigation was complete. So maybe that’s a thing in the UK? I was too lazy to Google if it was a real thing, but it definitely sparked…

I don’t get it either. Especially laughing at the 25 lbs thing. Isn’t that pretty standard these days? I assume it’s an ADA thing, because I frequently see job listings for office jobs that include similar language.

I think it’s the use of ALLCAPS that makes it seem a little bonkers. It’s reasonable that if someone’s on set from, what, 5/6 a.m. until 8 p.m., they want some kind of hot meal to be waiting for them at home so they can actually eat.

At least Paris Jackson has a black parent. Are you taking notes, Rachel Dolezal?

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

I’m confident the house comes with a battalion of ghost governesses.

Ye olde sweater poppets.

Well, isn’t that that cat’s pajamas?

i rode on an old steam train through the north yorkshire moors. it was awesome.

Okay, I would absolutely take the North & South merch and the Mystery! tote bag, thanks.

it me.

I’m not even Catholic, and I find your post kind of offensive...The church is oppressive, but as condesending as the Pope’s announcement may sound to many of us, it IS a tiny step forward for the church institution.

Speaking of anti-semitic Illuminati conspiracy theories - if Jewish people are in fact colluding to control the world, I have no problem with this. They’ve done a mostly good job so far. And tbh I’d just be happy to know someone/something is in charge.

So Bradley Cooper basically.

For each shitty, sad article I am going to throw in a cute animal comment in an attempt to preserve everyone’s sanity.

I’ve seen a few people floating Kamala Harris as a suggestion for 2020. I’d vote for her.

me fucking too!! it could be like the rock’s wake up app.

The banhammer is gone, but your repetitive Donald Trump jokes are making me consider bringing it back.

To be fair it looks like it was written by finger on his phone. That always makes your penmanship look like that of a 7 year old. 

me too. i do not understand texans and this “queso”