What I was asking is that why can’t her kids get it for her? If it exists that is.

What the actual fuck? I was asking a procedural question. If she can’t get it, why can’t a family member get it for her? And her quote made it sound like she may not even have one.

Where I live, you can obtain your parent’s Birth Certificate pretty easy (show ID that is). Is this not possible in South Carolina? If she has one that is.

I know, right. I aways assumed they had some cow-like udder or something.

Remember what a scandal that picture was? If we only knew what was coming.

meh...I’m knee deep in a job search if they are “seeking” something I don’t have I’ll still apply. If they are “seeking” a super industry specific software and I check all the other boxes, I would toss in my hat. I don’t read “seeking” as a hard line requrement.

What if it said “Non-White Encoraged”?

Yes. Frequently.

YES! I like the one produced by Active.com. It has various “trainers” that tell you when to run/walk. An old version had a zombie. But he went away in an update :(

I need to see that swishy skirt outfit still and know where to get it.

I was honestly expecting some Gothic nightmare like the Crimson Peak or Rosemary’s baby.

It’s toxic because it’s just a hop, skip and a jump to “they won’t miss me after I kill myself”. BTDT.

HOLY BALLS! HE’S INDIGO MONTOYA!

“Saul” from Homeland was in Princess Bride?!?

I’m thinking some poor dude named “John Smith” in IL is about to have some uncomfortable conversations.

How many brussel sprouts were you shredding that you needed a bottle of wine and a whole movie?!

Only if he cowers behind her as she shoots a giant gun, killing many bad guys. Like several times in 90 minutes.

As the 3rd assassin, obvi.

OMG...it’s RED meets Marigold Hotel. I love it.

When I end up making “mothering” statements to other people’s kids, it’s usualy along the lines of “are you hungry? did you eat?” not “when was the last time you got some dick?”.