Me too. I know lots of people who talk like that.

I would honestly appreciate if all promos were like this. Just tweets with bullet points.

Since it was the DM and dude had a beard, I was assuming Prince Harry and Rita Ora and was like “that’s new”.

(a habitual bungler)

To be honest, the baby throwing game needs a pamphlet or a chapter in a baby book. My kid was tossed in to a bunch of low hanging stuff. A fan, a tree limb. She was fine and thought she did something funny (because we were laughing so hard. We are bad people). But yeah, baby throwing needs some pointers.

If I gave anyone several hundred dollars for anything, I would expect a reciept. Hell, you get one for a $1 coke at McDonalds.

Ok...I thought I was missing something.

Good point.

It’s also super close to her eye. That may be a problem.

LOL...I have ran marathons for years but as soon as I got engaged people asked me if I was “sweating for the wedding”.

I need to see that “superwoman” photo she’s talking about.

Holy fuck...he’s been gone 9 years. I sware it feels like 3, not nearly a decade. This time thing sucks, can we stop it?

You have put some thought into this...

I’m assuming she dosen’t want to look like a wet bird.

Howdy Neighbor.

I seriously thought that was 2 seasons, not 1. Holy Crap a lot happened.

The all knowing Google dosen’t even have a clue what that ment.

But then again, I glow purple under a black light.

“Moving air isn’t fucking cheap” is the best burn ever.

Does anyone else want to see this movie? Sounds like a First Wives Club meets the Hangover. I’m in.