Cookie dough is like the veal of baked goods; young, tender, and delicious.

Short man in heels. Werk.

OK. I’ll bite.

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

I must be getting old, because I pretty much went “Ew.” and scrolled down as quickly as possible to read the comments. Or maybe I still “got it" but HATE when food and bodily fluids are in the same sentence?

For real. I actually listened to this episode live and I loved it.

Lifetime NPR listener here, and not a Kardashian fan, but the interview was seriously NBD. She was pretty charming, actually. When I read all the comments on NPR’s Facebook page I was pretty appalled. WWDTM has interviews like this all the time with celebrities of the moment.

(NOT HEROIN)

This one is EVERYTHING.

I would have asked for the Dwayne and Brenda boxes and watched everyone be really confused for a minute.

I would have ripped up my marriage certificate right there. You’re not legally married until the paperwork is filed, right?

A hearse and a coffin would have been better, according to my Teenage Goth side.

I don’t have much of a concept of what it costs to live in a place like New York - what is rent control cost vs what it will likely end up being? What’s actually a reasonable price to pay there?

It’s hard for people to eat local. And I’m really trying not to sound like a hipster douchbag when I say that. But it is true, I’m not even saying organic, but just stuff that grows in your area. I’m guilty of buying strawberries and melons in the middle of winter. On the other hand, I did a local farm share once. By…

That’s how I read it. She decided to keep her hair (like, in a box) when she lost it due to chemo. (Or she decided to have it cut/shaved off before she lost it due to chemo, which sounds like it would work better for having a wig made out of it.)

Or maybe it means she had the dred extensions taken out and then she kept those until her hair grew back and had them put back in later? Not sure why that’s noteworthy though.

Drake is the Drake of the Drake.

Signed,
Drake.

It’s not enough to have:
The Howard degree in Africana Studies...
Her copies of Essence Magazine...
Her FB updates about “12 Years A Slave”...
No. It’s, “Not only do I know your hair texture scales, I’m the kinkiest.”

Well, I live in Kern County and am one of the founders of our local Pro-Choice group. Things are a lot more liberal here than many folks think, but the problem is a combination of factors. 1: none of the liberal groups actually work together in any reasonable way (we’re working on fixing that!) and 2: apathy is REAL.…

I live in this area and, yes, there are very few black people here (although Spokane certainly has more than Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, where this woman used to work). You described this perfectly. It's offensive and hilarious.