She’s amazing at being a princess, which is an incredibly hard job. Being so consistently put-together and pleasant and affable and holding speaking engagements and shaking hands and knowing local customs and negotiating with the Queen.

While I’m conflicted on the topic of late abortions ( as soon as the foetus is technically viable, I’m not sure abortion is the right thing to do), charging that women with murder is plain crazy.

Lindsay Graham is terrible, but multiple presidents have had non-spouses serve as the official White House hostess, including Chester A. Arthur and Grover Cleveland, who had their sisters do it. John Tyler and Andrew Jackson had to go to their daughters in law. It’s a job that probably sucks a lot, and if you weren’t…

Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up

the one with flotation devices on her face in lieu of lips

Yeah sure is! One might start to think it’s a natural occurrence that happens to a sizable percentage of our population!

Don’t worry, no real dragons were hurt in the production of last night’s episode.

bwahaha. I don’t even have kids! :)

Perego. And pegperego is a pricey baby buggy. ( a joke, I realize, with very very limited appeal)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

Harriette? Yeah, you got props over here.

First name: Legen

And then you realize that it just tastes like licorice, which is awful, and that you have wasted minutes of your life that you will never get back.

Gross.

If I tried that jumping on the bench thing I’d totally maim myself. She is much more coordinated than i .

Wait, there is a Real Housewives Melbourne? Australia?

I got kind of annoyed by how much they harped on him “lying” to them. Like, do they not know how the closet works? For a lot of people there’s no halfway point in that, you’re either deeeeep in the closet or you’re out.

I am so happy for Bruce and what transitioning publicly means for him and also transgender people everywhere.